Songs to sing at Tottenham

[Guest Kev]

"You're not eating any more, you're not eating any more"

"s*** through a needle, you only s*** through a needle"

"Lasagne oh oh oh, Lasagne oh oh oh, it was a dodgy dish, you should have had the fish, Lasagne oh oh oh Lasagne oh oh oh"

[stressederic]

"s*** from the cockneys"

[Spike]

the craps, the craps, the craps-the craps-the craps

 

champions league, yer havin the s***s

[Coyler]

Sssquitssssssssssssssssssssss.

[Eiler99]

Sing when you're s***ting, you only sing when you're s***ting.

[Spike]

you're s***-AAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

 

england, englands number two

 

for robinson

[Jonesy]

Same old cockney's - always shiiting

[Phil M (ET Crew)]

Ring of Fire.......

[IgPig]

how about

 

"queeeeeeasaaaay queeeeeesaaaay queeeeeasaaaay"

[Guest Red Mist]

How about "Arsenal are the Champions! Champions of Europe!"

[Owen1978]

I climbed up a tree and it trickled down my knee

diarrhea diarrhea

It comes out your bum like pedigree chum

diarrhea diarrhea

[Guy_Incognito]

I climbed up a tree and it trickled down my knee

diarrhea diarrhea

It comes out your bum like pedigree chum

diarrhea diarrhea

 

 

Sitting on a rock, felt it in my sock

diarrhoea diarrhoea

 

Felt the earth quake - chocolate milkshake

diarrhoea diarrhoea

[DonRafa]

To the tune of Bang Bang!

 

 

Bum Bum

The sh*t fell down

Bum Bum

It hit the ground

Bum Bum

My bottom let me down!

 

 

 

Or..

 

 

Ten brown bottoms standing in the wall,

Ten brown bottoms standing in the wall

and if one starts squirting the other nine will fall,

Ten brown bottoms standing in the wall

 

Edited May 8, 2006 by DonRafa

[smithdown]

Martin Jol

Martin Jol

 

Spews a load of sh*te and Tottenham eat it all

 

Oh Martin Jol

[fyds]

Martin, Martin, King of White hart lane

Want to go the toilet (FART)

Too late again!

 

he shat, he missed he wishes he was pissed

Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane!

 

Try some Imidoium!

[Big E]

 

Sitting on a rock, felt it in my sock

diarrhoea diarrhoea

 

Felt the earth quake - chocolate milkshake

diarrhoea diarrhoea

 

 

at White Hart Lane, they felt a botty pain

diarrhoea diarrhoea

 

 

"Champions League, you're havin' a crap"

[MarkD]

Spurs are on their way to toilet

Tottenham's got to do it again

They can't stop 'em

The boys from Tottenham

The boys from s**** Hart Lane

[Hightown Phil]

Lasagne oh oh,

Lasagne oh oh,

It was cooked in a bowl,

It came out your a******.

[Guest SteMano]

Oh Tottenham, Tottenham

No one can stop em

they'll be p*ssing out their arses like they did last year.

[smithdown]

Oh Tottenham, Tottenham

No one can stop em

they'll be p*ssing out their arses like they did last year.

 

 

[Ostrich Man]

squat squat wherever you may be

you are the s***ty spurts FC

we could smell you all from miles away

losing 4th place on the final day

[Jeff guitar]

Tottenhams shorts are brown

Tottenhams shorts are brown

Shorts brown, shorts brown, couldn't keep their food down

Tottenhams shorts are brown

 

s***ty Ground, s***ty Ground, s***ty Ground

s***ty Shorts, s***ty Shorts, s***ty Shorts

s***ty Socks

s***ty Shirts

s***ty Boots

s***ty Team

s***ty Grass

s***ty nets

s***ty pitch

 

 

ad lib ad nauseum

[Guest robbienor]

spurs homekit next season

 

[kop205]

Sssquitssssssssssssssssssssss.

 

I'm hoping that ISN'T a Totenham/Jews/gas gag?

[Karl]

Oh when the S**t, come dripping out

Oh when the S**t comes dripping out!

We're gonna be on that toilet - when the s**t comes dripping out.