Once for EFC are tragic

[anny road]

I was looking at a Brian Labone tribute on a EFC site, when my attention got drawn to the songs page

 

what the f*** is this about?????

 

(to the tune of Amarillo)

 

sha la la la la la la la

sha la la la la la la la

sha la la la la la la la

davey moyes makes history

 

with the derby dawning

i wake up on sunday morning

look forward with good reason

to the champions league next season

 

every foreign city

la la la la la

i look forward a lot

la la la la la

cos we're sitting pretty

in a top four spot

 

real madrid, milan and porto

what better way to spend your giro

dreaming dreams of milan and porto

as davey moyes makes history

 

show me the way to milan and porto

and let the sh!te play chester or burscough

dreaming dreams of milan and porto

as davey moyes makes history

 

sha la la la la la la la

sha la la la la la la la

sha la la la la la la la

as davey moyes makes history

 

there's a church bell ringing

hear the songs of joy that we're singing

cos the blues are here

let the red sh!te cry in their beer

 

now we're at the airport

la la la la la

and we're all on the plane

la la la la la

get your passports ready

we're touring europe again

 

real madrid, milan and porto

what better way to spend your giro

dreaming dreams of milan and porto

as davey moyes makes history

 

sha la la la la la la la.............to fade

 

 

 

ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

Sang that for a fortight did you...d****eads

 

 

and theres more

 

His name is andy

Van Der Meyde

He came from inter

To everton

Hes number 27

Hes football heaven

So please dont take our Andy away

Na Na Na Naaa Na

 

wtf

 

 

 

Now if you dont know, this is to the tune of "Something only we know" by Keane

 

looked across, the Park End stand

I knew the St End like the back of my hand

I made my way towards my seat

sat in my number and it made me complete

 

oh Everton what have you done

you're like a drug that I have become to rely on

I get such a high everytime we win

but when we lose a slight depression will set in

 

I gaze across, what do I see

a packed Main stand it looks tremendous to me

this is the place that we all love

this is the place we've all been dreaming of

 

oh Everton what have you done

you're like a drug that Ihave become to rely on

I get such a high everytime we win

but when we lose a slight depression will set in

 

and if you have a minute why don't we go

feel just what it's like to be a Bluenose

Everton well they mean everything

so why do we go

it's something only we know

something only we know

 

oh Everton what have you done

you're like a drug that I have become to rely on

I get such a high everytime we win

but when we lose a slight depression will set in

 

and if you have a minutewhy don't we go

feel just what it's like to be a Bluenose

Everton well they mean everything

so why do we go

so why do we go

 

aaaaaaaaa........ oooooooo..........

 

Everton well they mean everything

so why do we go

it's something only we know

something only we know

something only we know

 

 

Jesus Christ

[Guz]

LMFAO

Edited May 6, 2006 by Guz

[anny road]

even more from the beauts..>Do we know how three points feels? ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

KOP AID 2004

 

It's Christmas time,

And the reds**** are so afraid,

It's Christmas time,

Not enough points from the games they've played,

 

But in our world of plenty, Rafa spreads no smile of joy,

Throw your arms around a s**** , At Christmas time,

 

But say a prayer,

 

And Pray for the Royal Blues,

At Christmas time,

It's hard when your team win & the reds**** lose!

 

There's a world outside your window, and it's a world of reds**** fear,

 

Where the only waters flowing, Is a whining Kopite's tears,

 

And Benitez's mobile ringing was the clanging sound of doom,

Well tonight we thank God it's Moyes, instead of you,

 

And there won't be many points for them this Christmas time,

The greatest gift they'll get this year's a draw,

Where no pass ever goes, No flick or long ball throws,

 

Do they know how 3 points feel at all?

 

(Here's to you)

3 points for everyone

(Here's to them)

Next season v Gillingham

 

Do they know how 3 points feel at all?

 

Feed the reds**** (Let them know how 3 points feel)

Feed the reds**** (Let them know how 3 points feel)

[Earl Hafler]

[Guz]

now we're at the airport

la la la la la la

and we're all on the plane

la la la la la la

get your passports ready

la la la la la la

we're touring europe again

 

Have they been on such few european trips that they dont realise it's usual to have your passports checked before boarding the plane?

[Falconhoof]

The very definition of pathetic.

 

[sutty]

kinell

[Guest Scot]

 

a***-clenchingly awful

[Paul B]

It's too easy. Laughing at that lot is like mocking the slow kid in school. they truly are more to be pitied than scorned.

[Swipe]

Brilliant!!

 

That Keane one is surreal beyond belief!

[Stevie H]

hahaha! they're fantastic.

 

i love that they came up with champions league songs.

[smithdown]

Amarillo, Some tune by Keane (weren't they going to sign him once?), and Band Aid!

 

Fooookin ell.

 

And they reckon they are all 'true Scousers'?

 

That's the world famous Gwladys St for you

[Benitez]

 

how embarrassing

 

[Guest efcrmagic]

I get over when I take a look at a picture of badgeman or Dr Fun.

 

YNWA and all that.

Edited May 7, 2006 by efcrmagic

[smithdown]

Everton well they mean everything

so why do we go

it's something only we know

something only we know

something only we know

 

 

 

 

They're an embarrasment to the city singing songs like this.

[madaboutlfc]

I get over when I take a look at a picture of badgeman or Dr Fun.

 

YNWA and all that.

[kop205]

I get over when I take a look at a picture of badgeman or Dr Fun.

 

YNWA and all that.

 

How is the Toffee Lady these days?

 

And as long as Kenwright is your chairman, you don't really have much scope to comment on people at other clubs being an embarrassment.

[Gray - YPC]

How is the Toffee Lady these days?

 

My Auntie Bridget (RIP) use to dress up as the toffee lady for Everton's parades. She'd be on County Road throwing sweets out to the kids. She was one of the most incredible women I've ever known, and every who ever knew her would agree. It's only my Auntie Bridget, Aunt Chris and Uncle John have died that I've been able to hate Everton... as my Aunt Chris once said to me "How can I hate Liverpool fans when I love you so much?"

 

Everton are there for us to take the mickey, laughed at, wind up, and have a good bit of banter about - that's what it's about!

[Guest ritchie_50]

Brilliant imagination there to add to the revered massive encycolopedia of original Everton chants and songs.

 

Blue Kipper.com says Analfield.

[fyds]

I get over when I take a look at a picture of badgeman or Dr Fun.

 

YNWA and all that.

We're not the ones who travel to Europe on a two-week package deal with Glen Miller airways mate.

[kop205]

 

Everton are there for us to take the mickey, laughed at, wind up, and have a good bit of banter about - that's what it's about!

 

Agreed! No offence meant to Aunt Bridget, obviously!

[Gray - YPC]

Agreed! No offence meant to Aunt Bridget, obviously!

Of course mate.... and she wasn't the only one to dress up!!

 

Who knows how many there are with an outfit gathering dust... it's not like there's been any need for it recently is it?

[Mike]

I get over when I take a look at a picture of badgeman or Dr Fun.

 

YNWA and all that.

 

hahaha.

YNWA is right.

 

by what slogan do the rest of the world know your club?

 

aaaahh...the rest of the world doesn't know about your club.

 

bitter, jealous, had the chance to pick liverpool as a kid but got it f***ing wrong in a 50/50, meff.

 

how is the toffee lady?

[Guest efcrmagic]

hahaha.

YNWA is right.

 

by what slogan do the rest of the world know your club?

 

aaaahh...the rest of the world doesn't know about your club.

 

bitter, jealous, had the chance to pick liverpool as a kid but got it f***ing wrong in a 50/50, meff.

 

how is the toffee lady?

 

Being an Evertonian isn't through choice like most of your fans, it's something that you are told you are, you have no choice in the matter, whether you like it or not. As much as you'd like to think we're bitter of your status around the world it doesn't change my love for Everton one bit, I'd never swap a single moment of supporting Everton for anything involving you lot, I'd rather be a Evertonian and see us lose to Tranmere 3-0 than be a Liverpool fan in Istanbul.

 

Cause no matter how s*** we are we're always there on a consistent basis, even if it is "only" 36000 average attendance, after the start we had and the way the season has spanned out after last year that is a pretty fantastic average.

 

So as much as you'd like to think we'd all love to be Liverpool fans really, I could think of nothing worse than being a placcy supporter of such a placcy club, whether it's 18/5, Shankly and all that s**** it will never, ever match anything I see Everton do, I care not for your club.

 

So, we get no choice, my Dad told me I was a Evertonian and that was the end of it.

[liverbird04]

what a whopper ,"Being an Evertonian isn't through choice like most of your fans" I read bluekipper forum for a laugh and the slogan they use is something crap like 'evertonians are made not manufactured' .I didn't realise evertonians were the only fans that got their love of the club from their family ,you really are special indeed. I'll just settle for the shankly s*** meself.