Just been watching Premiership Years on Sky

[Joshytoohotty]

As much as the thought of that year makes me shudder even now(you know, every t*** on the streets and on the tele was a manc for a year), seeing that g******* Keane lifitng the 3 most coverted posessions in domestic and European football and have to put up with the media w***fest over the Mancs. Then to top it off whiskeynose got knighted.

 

BUT, there were some f***ing funny moments that year:

 

Di Cannio flooring the ref who then wobbled to the floor.

Ian Wright mimicking the refs wobble to the floor as a goal scoring celebration.

That Carlisle goal-keeper scoring the goal to keep them in the football league then getting swamped by thousands of fans

 

The funniest of all however:

 

Following Ole Gunnar Soleskjaer's winner in the European Cup Final, the commentator proceeded to inform us,

 

"Nobody will ever win a European Cup in such dramatic fashion"

 

Oh how hindsight is such a wonderful thing!

[Guz]

Dont like premiership years personally, depressing stuff with the odd exception.

[_00_deathscar]

The funniest of all however:

 

Following Ole Gunnar Soleskjaer's winner in the European Cup Final, the commentator proceeded to inform us,

 

"Nobody will ever win a European Cup in such dramatic fashion"

 

Oh how hindsight is such a wonderful thing!

 

[libero]

Keane lifitng the 3 most coverted posessions in domestic and European football

 

He only lifted two he was banned for the champions league final as was ginger nob.

 

Oh for small mercies

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Dont like premiership years personally, depressing stuff with the odd exception.

Aye, it makes it sound like all footy was shi'ite before Sly waved its magic wand.

 

 

Magic wand of s**** more like

[Cobs]

Aye, it makes it sound like all footy was shi'ite before Sly waved its magic wand.

Magic wand of s**** more like

aka a schitty stick

[Guest Anders Honoré]

Aye, it makes it sound like all footy was shi'ite before Sly waved its magic wand.

Magic wand of s**** more like

 

Masterfully worded. gotta love coarse postscripts added for dramatic effect.

[JohnnyH]

Ian Wright mimicking the refs wobble to the floor as a goal scoring celebration.

 

God I really hate Ian Wright. Anytime I see his stupid smiley face on TV it makes me want to go all Elvis Pressely and start shooting.

[NWR]

 

"Nobody will ever win a European Cup in such dramatic fashion"

 

Oh how hindsight is such a wonderful thing!

 

I didnt watch your second half. I was in work.

 

I did not realise you scored the winning goals in the last seconds of the game though. Anyone got the DVD so I cant watch this dramatic end to the game?

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

I didnt watch your second half. I was in work.

 

I did not realise you scored the winning goals in the last seconds of the game though. Anyone got the DVD so I cant watch this dramatic end to the game?

 

 

when did you think the shoot-out took place? In the 60th minute?

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Aye - Vlad scored with literally the penultimate kick of the game

[NWR]

when did you think the shoot-out took place? In the 60th minute?

 

What? It was another penalty shoot out?

 

Arsenal beat us on penalties in the FA Cup final. Nothing special about that. I support United and England, so I am used to going out to penalty shoot outs.

 

Its not the same as 2 goals in the last minutes of open play though.

 

I know that coming back from 3 down was a hell of a thing to do, and exciting, but I dont think that was what the commentator meant is all

[matty]

I didnt watch your second half. I was in work.

 

I did not realise you scored the winning goals in the last seconds of the game though. Anyone got the DVD so I cant watch this dramatic end to the game?

 

because 'dramatic' can only refer to the end of a match....ffs.

[NWR]

because 'dramatic' can only refer to the end of a match....ffs.

 

 

Shut up!

[John am Rhein]

What? It was another penalty shoot out?

 

Arsenal beat us on penalties in the FA Cup final. Nothing special about that. I support United and England, so I am used to going out to penalty shoot outs.

 

Its not the same as 2 goals in the last minutes of open play though.

 

I know that coming back from 3 down was a hell of a thing to do, and exciting, but I dont think that was what the commentator meant is all

 

Man United are f*cking sh*t!

[stressederic]

because 'dramatic' can only refer to the end of a match....ffs.

 

It's only worth going to the theater or to see a film for the last 5 minutes. The rest is irrelevant.

[NWR]

Man United are f*cking sh*t!

What an idiotic statement

 

Liverpool are s***ter! Fact!

 

The table never lies

Edited May 5, 2006 by N.W.R.Devil

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Man United are f*cking sh*t!

 

[Ostrich Man]

 

 

The table never lies

c***!!!! youve put the mockers on us now.....you t***.

 

thats them c**** finishing second now.

 

FFS!!!!!

[NWR]

c***!!!! youve put the mockers on us now.....you t***.

 

thats them c**** finishing second now.

 

FFS!!!!!

 

Now now. Calm down. I did not say that did I.

 

As it stands right now, the table does not lie.

 

Oh..FFS!

[John am Rhein]

What an idiotic statement

 

Liverpool are s***ter! Fact!

 

The table never lies

 

Table's got nothing to do with it.

 

This is about excrement content, not number of points gained.

[Ostrich Man]

Table's got nothing to do with it.

 

This is about excrement content, not number of points gained.

to be fair our excrement content isnt helped by you lot chucking it over the fence.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

c***!!!! youve put the mockers on us now.....you t***.

 

thats them c**** finishing second now.

 

FFS!!!!!

[Cobs]

to be fair our excrement content isnt helped by you lot chucking it over the fence.

[Stevie H]

Man United are f*cking sh*t!

 

hahaha!

 

 

i've just laughed embarrassingly loudly at that in my office and had to explain what was so funny.