Toy Dogs in Handbags

[RBM]

Just been talking to a friend at lunchtime. His Mrs is one of these celebrity obsessed, Now magazine reader airheads who has to copy of the latest fashions etc. A few months ago she got herself a toy dog against the advise of my friend. It is the worst behaved little s*** you could imagine, chews everything up etc etc and she won't let it walk anywhere carrying it around in a handbag. Anyway yesterday he took the daft bint and dog on a day out sure enough the dog was in her fake Luis Vitton handbag. But it was being worse then usual and wouldn't keep still. She wouldn't let it on the floor though, oh no it was just hi spirits. Anyway at some point her mobile started ringing so she put her hand into her bag to grab it only she grabbed something much wetter and stickier. She pulled her hand out screaming with dog spunk all over her fingers. The little twunt had been shagging her purse.

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