Just been for a haircut

[charlie clown]

and i'm sat in the barber's chair and he's talking about holidays and how he can't stay in the sun yadda yadda yadda, when the new seeper-up/coffee meker girl oberhears this and wanders across and chips in - she is about 16, petite, perfectly formed, very low cut t-shirt, very short skirt, lovely face, glossy hair.... you 're getting the picture anyway - and she comes and stand next to me and looks me in the eye via the mirror and said 'when I was on holiday in the caribbean last year I got this stuff to put on my skin and it was like honey. And I had to rub this honey all over my body.... ' and she accompanies the explanation with a mime of how she rubbed this stuff all over her.

 

I can't remember anything else she said after that point.

 

I'm still having trouble standing up.

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