Did anyone save the bluekipper thread about istnabul?

[Guest Jonny-B]

I'm feeling a bit down at the mo and i need a good laugh

[Owen1978]

Some poster had it, we asked him to put it up, but he never did!

[cliff p]

i dont have the blue kipper one, but heres the one from "red issue"

 

 

> THE GAME - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL

>

> THE CAST - LIVERPOOL, AC MILAN, CLIVE TYLDSLEY, MAN U RED ISSUE FANS

>

> THE SCENE - ISTANBUL, RED ISSUE FORUM

>

> SUPPORTING CAST - ROPES AND PARACETOMOL

>

>

>

> The atmosphere in the Manchester United Red Issue forum was electric.

> After 54 seconds the first Manchester United fan had ejaculated after

> Milan scored the quickest goal in Champions League History. Another fan

> did the same, over his keyboard. It was going to be one hell of a

> night.

>

> ----------------------------------------------------------------------

> -----------------------------------------------

> I've just c**

> yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

> ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

> 1-0

>

> get a tissue mate.

>

> Me too, over the keyboard, I had my c**k out when they got the

> free-kick.

>

> So have I lets make it a multiple orgasm

>

> they're out of their f***in depth

> these 90 minutes are gonna be beautiful

>

> they could be about four down already! they look like rabbits in

> headlights...

>

> ----------------------------------------------------------------------

> --------------------------------

>

> inevitably in all this excitement the Man U fans showed their true

> colours and the murderers chants came to the fore. Heysel was thrown

> about ad nauseum as the Mancs began to enjoy what was bound to be

> Liverpool's demise.

>

>

> ----------------------------------------------------------------------

> ------------------------------------

> 'The countrys most emotional club'?

> According to Clive Tyldesley anyway. More like the countrys most self

> pitying bunch of murdering c****,

>

> with his lickarsing to the great "LOVEABLE CHEEKY SCOUSER" myth. they

> are a shower of murdering whinging c****,and no-body in any media dares

> to bring up Heysel.. scum.

>

> f***ing murdering scouse c****, f***ing f*** off you s***-eating

> f*****s!

> HATE HATE HATE THE b******s

>

> 4 cardboard european cups covered in tin foil ?

> being shoved in our faces on every trip to anfailed for years, please

> lord, if you're listening please don't make it 5.

>

> I've just had a b******ing off the missus for screaming abuse at Paul

> O'grady and the scouse contestant on the weakest link, sporty spice, ken

> dodd, jimmy tarbuck and ian rush have had every expletive known to man

> hurled at 'em in the last 10 minutes,the tension is building.

>

> a vermin victory would sadly round off my worst month as a United

> supporter in 22 years of match going, please lord if you're listening

> don't let the unthinkable happen

>

> if they win tonight i think im gonna top myself

>

> ----------------------------------------------------------------------

> ----------------------------

>

>

> it was the first mention of suicide, one worried Man u fan declaring

> seeing Liverpool win their FIFTH European Cup was worth killing himself

> for. If death is the consequence of Liverpool making it a FIFTH

> European Cup you sure as hell better make sure you have the correct

> prayer line open to the right God. One United fan made sure he did

>

> ______________________________________________________________________

> ________

> Dont leave any bases uncovered. Tonight Im praying to God, jesus, the

> Devil, Buddha, Allah, Zeus, Thor, Shiva, Sir Matt, Eric and any other

> deity I can think off. FFS I dont even believe in any of that s*** apart

> from Sir Matt and Eric

>

> They cant win, this has to be the silver lining in the worse month in

> my

> life time supporting the shirts.

> Forza Milano!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>

> PS - I f***ing hate that big nosed t*** Thompson, I hope by 9.30 he is

> crying with the rest of the workshy g*******s.

>

> On the radio they are practically sucking the c***s of every scum

> supporter saying how great they are etc.Makes me sick,i don't think i

> can stand watching the game

>

> Come on Milan, win for Christ's sake.

>

> They Think Its All Over IT Is NOW 2-0

>

> Sign on, Sign on

> You miserable scouse b******s!!!!!

>

> Could be 6 the way this is going

> hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

> Back to obscurity for the scouse c**** with a great big slap in the

> face. fan-f***ing-tastic. No nightmares liuke this next season as the

> c**** won't be in it. haha

>

> I Love You God 3-0

> I now believe.

> ha de f***ing ha ha ha

>

> we want 10 we want 10 we want 10 we want 10 we want 10 we want 10 we

> want 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> I shot my load before, I can only laugh like a loon now

>

> We'll be talking about this for years

> We will never let them forget this night

>

> if it gets any higher....

> i might consider videoing the highlights and keeping them for a laugh

>

> ______________________________________________________________________

> ________

>

>

> HALF TIME and the Man United fans were in dreamland. It was to be the

> greatest night, seeing Liverpool fail dismally, it would be the worst

> defeat EVER. Some fans wanted a contact number for Ray Castle, that

> could be difficult due to his untimely death from cancer many years ago.

> It didnt matter though, Liverpool were about to get HAMMERED. Let the

> half time celebrations get underway

>

>

> ______________________________________________________________________

> __________

>

> Anyone know the worst defeat in a E.C Final

> Could be a phone call to Roy Castle tonight.

> Scouse record breakers.......

>

> Milan 5

> Dippers 0

> 25th May 2005

>

> Please.

>

> 5-0 would be f***ing brilliant 4 european cups and stuffed 5-0 that

> would cheer me up no end

>

> Sky Sports News Cameras in liverpool pubs

> Brill - watch after match if you haven't seen. And their pundit is

> f***ing McAteer who is gutted and can hardly speak and wearing a black

> tie.

>

> They are going to get f***ing battered

>

> Are you watching Manchester?!

> Yes we f***ing are....

>

> f*** me am i watching!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

> Cant wait to go to work with my Anfield season ticket holder mate

> tomorrow!!!

>

> will the scouse fans now go on the rampage after the game? the

> italians will goad the f*** out of them and you just know the

> murdering c**** will respond ,thay have got form yer know i can see

> another five years ban coming on

>

> lets all register on the scouse forum !!!

> ready for tonite when the murderers lose ,i know its classless but

> f***

> it they would do the same,so lets all register well in time and then

> post yer username on here for us all to see.

> keep the faith.

>

> Wouldn't it be better to post during the game, when nobody is on it?

> Can you imagine them coming back to countless murderers threads?

>

> get fooking registering then lads

>

> A Minutes Silence

> At all grounds at the 1st game of next season - poor poor dippers!

>

> ______________________________________________________________________

> _____

>

>

> 2ND HALF STARTS and the NIGHTMARE starts to become reality. Ropes and

> Paracetomol deaths were about to get their airing - and poor Clive

> Tyldsley was about to get a battering. It was about to be the perfect

> end to a perfect season

>

> ______________________________________________________________________

> ________

>

> what the f***!!!!

> get the rope

>

> Oh Now f*** Off!!!!

> The Dippin' b******s

>

> Oh f***ING HELL.

>

> it cannot happen, i've never been as nervous for non united match

> before.

> And some c*** keeps ringing me up with YNWA in the background.

> i feel physically sick.

>

> FOR f***S SAKE

> f***ING c****

>

> for the love of god

>

> b******s

> awwww sweet jesus

>

> No f***in Way

> f*** off you Granny-Stabbing c****

>

> Miss It

> For f***s Sake

>

> Remember the dying animal....

> Never take the boot off its neck until the last breath.

>

> 0-3 is nothing to those stuffy c****. 2 dodgy pens and a last minute

> OG...

>

> Keep calm yet.

>

> You utter b*****d. Cant believe what im f***ing seeing here.

>

> It can't happen

> No way i just said on a other thread that i'am in a great mood now, OH

> f***ING s***!!

> Please someone tell me it cant happen?

>

> oh christ, you said it.

> I cant believe my f***ing eyes!!

> If them c**** win this that the be the iceing on the cake for a s***

> season!!

> The worst in many years for us

>

> Now if those dirty scousers pull of a '99'

> NO WAY A JUST GOD COULD ALLOW IT THOUGH

>

> Oh dear GOD,

> what have i done to deserve this?????

>

> all our euro history

> has now been overshadowed = like it or not.

>

> i hope the turks cut the c**** to shreds and they all f***ing die

> horribloy

> thank you.

> Please God don't make it 5 times

>

> get the f***ing rope!!!

> i,m gonna do it

>

> I'm loading my shotgun as we speak.......

>

> You go for a piss

> And then this happens.

>

> For f***'s sake.

> I need to go now, but I'm too f***in scared

>

> Do what i do go in the garden and watch telly thru the patio window

>

> since the dippers got three.....

> is it just me, or has this game got dull? extra time cometh

>

> They are gonna f***ing win it...I just know

> it........f***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>

> Can't take this. f***ing hell. Please no

>

> nice to round off the season with a f***ing vermin cl victory. not.

>

> Shevchenko to score...

> Its in the script I swear.

>

> no, the script The Rise And Fall Of Manchester United undoubtedly

> finishes with a liverpool european cup win and a back-door euro entry

> for city

>

> Surely on matchdays and for games like tonight there should just be

> one

> thread, having the whole front page of s*** like 'OH f***' and 'GOAL' is

> proper annoying. thoughts?

>

> 8 paracetamol every hour until dawn.

> will that do it? or must i take 'em all in one go?

> shevchenko is f***ing s***. w***** c***.

>

> all at once will be quicker, 8 every hour may give you quite a

> pleasant

> high before you go out.

> the result will more than likely be the same though

>

> a promise is a promise.

> goodbye all. i never liked you anyway but i'm still sad to go. the

> dippers have achieved something even glazer couldn't and pushed me

> over the edge. f*** football. it's rock'nroll only from now on.

>

> Yes she's right 8 paracetamol will just get you high, a better way

> would

> be wait till the morning, go and stand in a post office queue in

> Liverpool with a loaded shotgun making sure there are plenty of people

> stood behind you. Now very carefully position the gun in your mouth,

> pull the trigger, and blow your head clean off but also kill the self

> pitying, granny stabbing c**** that are stood behind you cashing their

> giro's..................job done

>

> Ok i'm going

> to the shop to get some more beer, when i get back i expect to see

> Milan

> lifting the trophy and the granny stabbers all stood in tears singing

> you'll never walk alone............am i right?

>

> want to laugh, but tears of sorrow/anger will flow out

>

> ....I am off on holiday in the morning, yet I can see the front

> pages....

>

> Gerrard lifting the cup

> What a s*** season.

> Sad, sad, sad

>

> Turn your television off now...

> Do yourself a favour. Don't put yourselves through another 15 mins. We

> already know the result.

>

> LIVERPOOL WIN THE EUROPEAN CUP ON PENALTIES.

> Total inevitability.

> Walk away from it.

>

> One good thing glazor might do....

> Create a European League........... The standard of the champions

> champions league has gone. Porto last year, the scousers getting to the

> final this year. European football needs taking to a new level. Too many

> games against s*** sides on s*** pitches in s*** competitions are

> ruining the game. Lets create a European league and say goodbye to clubs

> like cITY and Bolton forever.........

>

> get ready for the scouse invasion!!!

> we wont hear the f***ing last of it.

>

> Tyldesley!

> Remember who you support, you c***, and calm down will you!

>

> The f***in' a***-licker is doin' my head in. YOUR UNITED FFS!! I know

> you've got a job to do, but stop praising those w*****s

>

> Don't sound like a red to me sounds like a c***

>

> He's getting worse. Firmly lodged up Gerrard's chocolate starfish

>

> SAVED

>

> beyond belief"

> that just about sums it up for me

>

> How The f*** Did He Save That Twice! c***!

>

> Typical.

> Got away with mistakes that should have been punished. Then does a

> weak

> Grobbelaar imitation. Why don't you throw some matches too you c***. Now

> he's the big hero.

>

> last one out the country

> ......please turn off the lights

>

> can we shut the forum down please

>

> cant believe it

> f***ing that comeback makes 99 look s***

>

> Milan ......

> Completely and utterly blew it.

> Still it shows us up. We should have had at least 2 more European cups

> but just haven't performed

>

> Our worst month ever

> Chelsea, Arsenal, Glazer and now this - and I've got to play YNWA in

> assembly at school tomorrow

>

> The Crowning Turd

> What a f***ing s*** fortnight.

>

> We get bought by some f***ing little t*** who s***s all over our

> history

> and pride.

> We get robbed of the FA Cup.

> That bunch of t***s win the f***ing Champions League.

>

> There is no justice.

> Goodnight...

>

> Didn't I f***ing tell you ?

> Been saying it for weeks. Name on the trophy. It was ALWAYS going to

> happen.

> 77,78, 81 and 84 were bad, but this is the worst ever.

>

> Absolute murdering c****.

> I just pity the poor f*****s who were sad enough to go out wearing

> Milan

> shirts tonight

>

> Well that's that

> Now I'm gonna go find some rope and razor blades.

>

> Takes Fergie 12 years to win CL

> and benetiz just 1....

> Il say it again, one european cup in his time is not f***ing good

> enough.

>

> now know what they mean

> When they say sick as a f***ing parrot

>

> Lemme get this straight...

> 3rd in the league.

> Lost the FA Cup final on penalties.

> The murderers won the european cup, beating Juve, Milan and the

> rentboys

> along the way.

> Taken over by a fat yank.

> By far and away the s***test season in a long f***in while

>

> The only good thing is that the season's over

> This has been the most horrible season I can remember in 31 years

> watching United.

> I'm just glad it has come to an end. I don't think anything could be

> worse then the last few weeks. Absolutely f***ing sick.

>

> We should be bigger than slagging them off and calling them murdering

> scum

>

> f*** off Tyldesley

> Don't ever call yourself United again. Prick.

>

> Is this the ultimate nail in the coffin of the Champions League?

>

> Teams in recent years making finals such as the likes of Bayer

> Leverkusen, Porto and now Liverpool.

> Can this really still be seen as the top competition that it once was?

>

> Surely it is completely devalued now.

> Roll on the European Super League! It's the future and whilst you

> might

> hate Glazer, he might make it happen. I like tournaments, but the winner

> of a European Super League would have the ULTIMATE prize.

>

> another terrible thing about tonight

> the magic of 99 has died

> people will say this was more amazing than our two late goals

>

> and i nearly broke my foot kicking the f***ing door when alonso scored

> his penalty

>

> For all those kissing their asses v chelski...

> ... and said milan would do them in final, I think a very painful

> lesson

> learnt.

>

> I feel f***ing sick.

>

> ______________________________________________________________________

> _______

>

> and there we leave you, the board was closed down at this stage, the

> last messages of the night? FOOTBALL IS DEAD and f*** OFF

>

> a night never to be forgotten on the Red Issue Forum

>

>

[psl]

We'll be talking about this for years

> We will never let them forget this night

 

Brilliant.

[cliff p]

never fails to raise a smile reading that

Edited April 12, 2006 by cliff p

[johngibo YPC]

brilliant!

[Mike]

nice lads aren't they.

one of the people who runs it is a g******* salesman who works for CC.

[WillG]

First time I've read that - Class (less)

[Gravy]

Ha snayone got any links to other threads from that most wonderful of wonderful nights? I've been bored today at work and that's cheered me up no end!

[Barnesy_10]

Ha snayone got any links to other threads from that most wonderful of wonderful nights? I've been bored today at work and that's cheered me up no end!

I remember reading one that was on an Arsenal site from that night and they were nothing but overjoyed for us.... loads of support for us. There always seems to be admiration from them toward us I have noticed...

[Big G Superhero]

What, such as Liiiveerpoool, HOOOF the ball?

[Guest Jack Bauer]

> You go for a piss

> And then this happens.

 

waffle

[johngibo YPC]

I remember reading one that was on an Arsenal site from that night and they were nothing but overjoyed for us.... loads of support for us. There always seems to be admiration from them toward us I have noticed...

 

there was a good chelsea one on here. Alot along the lines of 'they are embarrasing English football, we should be out there'

 

What, such as Liiiveerpoool, HOOOF the ball?

 

just a bit of fun that though in it?

[Ombudsam]

Brilliant.

 

 

That's the bit that stuck out for me. That and them conceeding that their acheivements were well and truly overshadowed.

 

What's this

h3rby

Posted 25 May 2005 : 21:42:05

 

milan will go through on pens i reckon

 

Go through to what? Are the Super Cup and WCC that big then?

[Guest Scot]

Those threads are brilliant

[matty]

RobCFC

Posted 25 May 2005 : 22:35:02

 

The European Champions are 37pts behind Champions in their own country.

 

Disgusting.

 

 

LMFAO

[Guest RedLegend]

Well that certainly made me laugh like a drain.

 

Didn't Red Issue shut for 2 or 3 days after Istanbul as well? They just couldn't hack it.

[Clay Davis]

Well that certainly made me laugh like a drain.

 

Didn't Red Issue shut for 2 or 3 days after Istanbul as well? They just couldn't hack it.

 

either that or someone did...

[Guest Stephen King]

Read the one on RAWK recently it's not disimilar.