Change it please!

[Cliff M]

1 Standing areas in the middle of the Kop

 

2 HUGE LFC flag flying above the Kop

 

3 Big discounts for oaps/unwaged/kids

 

4 Visitors dressing room half the size of ours with 1 shower, painted dark brown and purple and 1 bare light bulb (and a rat problem)

 

5 A PROPER loyalty card = first choice for cup games/finals/derby etc

 

6 Exchange your old shirt for the new one at 50% off each season

 

7 Visiting fans given 3 front rows of the entire length of the paddock (can't hear them).

 

8 Subsidised travel and tickets for away trips.

 

9 Annual award from the club for the best fan

 

10 Annual party in the closed season for all STs with cheap drink and free food (swimming pool full of Scouse).

 

11?

[R A Softlad]

11. Fowler

[Cliff M]

11. Fowler

 

No flies on that man...

[cestrianred]

In your comfy armchair

 

Not me Will, I actually go to games!

[JohnnyH]

Point 14 - all fans entering the ground must have a birth cert and record of first home lived in to confirm that Liverpool is the nearest professional club to where they first lived. Anyone else is sent to either Tranmere, Everton, or Bolton depending on ticket availability.

[Spike]

15 - Don't get in unless wearing red / have red scarf / flag / banner

[cestrianred]

15 - Don't get in unless wearing red / have red scarf / flag / banner

 

 

And Jester Hat if Kev is about

[mm2259]

15 - Don't get in unless wearing red / have red and white bar scarf / flag / banner

[Guest AnfieldGrass]

Point 14 - all fans entering the ground must have a birth cert and record of first home lived in to confirm that Liverpool is the nearest professional club to where they first lived. Anyone else is sent to either Tranmere, Everton, or Bolton depending on ticket availability.

 

Does that include the players?

[mm2259]

16. Snipers on roof of Kop with sights trained on Anny Road for quelling outbreaks of "Who are ya", You're not singing anymore, easy easy, stand up if you hate <insert name here> etc etc.

[JohnnyH]

Does that include the players?

 

Of course. What's good for the goose...etc

[mm2259]

16. Snipers on roof of Kop with sights trained on Anny Road for quelling outbreaks of "Who are ya", You're not singing anymore, easy easy, stand up if you hate <insert name here> etc etc.

 

 

Just so we're clear, that's Anny Road the stand, not Anny Road the poster.

[Cliff M]

Point 14 - all fans entering the ground must have a birth cert and record of first home lived in to confirm that Liverpool is the nearest professional club to where they first lived. Anyone else is sent to either Tranmere, Everton, or Bolton depending on ticket availability.

 

Would only work in conjunction with concessions/lowered prices.....unfortunately the game is just too expensive for many now.

[smithdown]

17. For OOC'ers - Free flights, match tickets and Rick Parry to ring up and speak to your boss to get you time off for all major Cup Finals if you can prove you know all the words to at least twenty five proper songs (not including FOAR, but does include "F*&K OFF WHITESIDE" and anything to do with Luton sides of the eighties).

[Murphman]

Point 14 - all fans entering the ground must have a birth cert and record of first home lived in to confirm that Liverpool is the nearest professional club to where they first lived. Anyone else is sent to either Tranmere, Everton, or Bolton depending on ticket availability.

 

 

I was born in Walton you can feck right off.

[Guest Cardie]

errr discounts for the unwaged?

 

They have no time for football anyway they should be looking for a job the freeloaders.....

[Dee]

i like keeping my old shirts

[fred milne]

errr discounts for the unwaged?

That caught my eye too.

[Billy Dane]

Point 14 - all fans entering the ground must have a birth cert and record of first home lived in to confirm that Liverpool is the nearest professional club to where they first lived. Anyone else is sent to either Tranmere, Everton, or Bolton depending on ticket availability.

 

How's this going to work if Woodison is the nearest ground to where you were born.

[Guest Mottman]

Is it Okay if I get the Main Stand to sing.

 

Eaaaasy, eaaaasy eaaaasy, aka whatever that footie show on Sky is called.

[Cliff M]

Mourihno had away fans moved from the side due to him constantly being abused and also not being able to talk to the players cos of the noise. maybe best not to subject Rafa to that.

 

stick them in the upper anny. but no plastic trays.

 

Good point! How about outside on some waste ground with a tv on top of some empty crates?