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he's so shudderingly bad its good.

 

he looks like a bulldog, he's obviously far too comfortable with what hes doing, and far too comfortable with making the worst jokes ever known to TV.

one example - the grass looks good at stamford bridge (or somewhere) OH NO FELLAS NOT THAT TYPE OF GRASS BEFORE YOU MENTION IT. how needless? but he is, for being what he is, a legend and consequently my MSN display picture for eternity.

 

anyone else remember any Chiles moments?

 

he's a t*** for trying to humour the ultimate c*** Graeme Le Saux anyway

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They should get rid of Lineker and his mob on MOTD and replace them with Chiles, Simon Jordan and bring back Strachan from Celtic to resume his role as pundit.

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I was flicking through the channels a while ago waiting for Letterman to come on, and I suddenly glimpsed Chiles, wearing nothing but a bath towel, in a scene from that awful movie 'Sex Lives of the Potato Men'! Made me feel pretty ill. On MOTD, he's calmed down a bit since those first few shows, when he had Ged on as a guest and kept cutting him off straight after asking him a question.

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Lineker's sly cheeky grin sideways to camera, Hansen's endless use of the word, "quality", Lawrensen, the pall-bearer, Wright behaving like he's a kid who's consumed too many blue smarties, Crooks - finish the f***ing question, man - should all f*** off.

 

It will get worse though. Creosote Man will be joining the squad.

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Was talking to a bloke (Liverpool fan) who works on football focus in the pub after the the Charlton match, and he was telling me that they got rid of Schmeichel because he was constantly arguing with Hansen and Lawrenson off set.

 

Apparently AH and ML are still avid Reds, and Lawrensen in particular purposely goes out of his way in his criticism of Liverpool on screen because he knows he is so biased.

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Was talking to a bloke (Liverpool fan) who works on football focus in the pub after the the Charlton match, and he was telling me that they got rid of Schmeichel because he was constantly arguing with Hansen and Lawrenson off set.

 

Apparently AH and ML are still avid Reds, and Lawrensen in particular purposely goes out of his way in his criticism of Liverpool on screen because he knows he is so biased.

 

Still doesn't get over the shot of the studio when we were playing in the UEFA Final and neither Hansen or Lawro knew we were being filmed. We scored, Jocky went nuts, Lawro bearly broke a smile.

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Lineker's sly cheeky grin sideways to camera, Hansen's endless use of the word, "quality", Lawrensen, the pall-bearer, Wright behaving like he's a kid who's consumed too many blue smarties, Crooks - finish the f***ing question, man - should all f*** off.

 

It will get worse though. Creosote Man will be joining the squad.

 

shearer's already signed a contract with the beeb hasn't he?

 

sack the lot of them, get james richardson in as presenter, and get a couple of half-decent journalists on as pundits. it really needs an overhaul.

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shearer's already signed a contract with the beeb hasn't he?

 

sack the lot of them, get james richardson in as presenter, and get a couple of half-decent journalists on as pundits. it really needs an overhaul.

 

So that's Henry Winter and... nope you've got me ;)

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Back to Chiles; When they were doing the Fulham-Chelsea rigmarole last week, he started on about diving and Chelsea in particular. He then said "I remember Joe Cole at Anfield earlier in the season, trying, disgracefully to get Steven Gerrard sent off by saying he elbowed him in the face".

 

Every other commentator was too spineless to even mention it at the time.

 

The BBC commentary is grim though. From Motson, wittering on to the studio 'in-jokes'. Pisses me off big time. Makes you realise how good Martin Tyler and Alan Parry are.

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shearer's already signed a contract with the beeb hasn't he?

 

sack the lot of them, get james richardson in as presenter, and get a couple of half-decent journalists on as pundits. it really needs an overhaul.

James Richardson would be ideal, great suggestion.

 

As for the journos, god knows.

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He's been mentioned before, but that fellow they had as anchor at the World Club Championships and who crops up every once in a blue moon on Football Focus is well worth a promotion. English bloke, maybe wears glasses. Talks about the game.

 

As for that f*cking sham Maniche?!?!?!

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He's been mentioned before, but that fellow they had as anchor at the World Club Championships and who crops up every once in a blue moon on Football Focus is well worth a promotion. English bloke, maybe wears glasses. Talks about the game.

 

As for that f*cking sham Maniche?!?!?!

 

Mark Pugatch

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Get Matt Smith on - a good presenter and a proper Red.

UTV guy? Kindly eyes? Good call.

 

Can see a lot of potential for him to turn into a Lineker type of joker unless properly reined, though.

Posted

Lineker's sly cheeky grin sideways to camera, Hansen's endless use of the word, "quality", Lawrensen, the pall-bearer, Wright behaving like he's a kid who's consumed too many blue smarties, Crooks - finish the f***ing question, man - should all f*** off.

 

It will get worse though. Creosote Man will be joining the squad.

 

At halftime in the Chelsea game the other night, they cut back to the studio and Lineker was looking at his cuticles !!

Also, why the fook have 3 guests in the studio when there's only time for one of them to talk ?

 

Really poor coverage. And the sound department on the outside broadcasts need to be shot. Every game either Lawrenson or Motson sound like they're doing an impression of the teacher in Charlie Brown.

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The best coverage of the Premier League is on Radio 5 - good commentators, intelligent analysts, people prepared to be controversial and upset the big clubs.

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