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[sutty]

Hello Hello

Blue and white s****

Blue and white s****.

 

Just so you are ready for Saturday.

[Jonesy]

is he a copper?

[Guest Jack Bauer]

In for a month and out for ten years

In for a month and out for ten years

Everton in Europe

[Will]

The dirty bluenose b*stards aren't the champions any more

They went to Nottingham Forest and they only got a draw

And then they went to Oxford and they couldn't even score

The dirty bluenose b*stards aren't the champions any more

[jon_hall]

Mmm Michael Ball song anyone...

[sutty]

Just look at the face of Michael Ball

Hurrah, Hurrah

Just look at the face of Michael

Hurrah, Hurrah

Just look at the face of Michael Ball

When Gary Mac curled it round the wall

And we all got blind drunk when liverpool won 3-2

[Hightown Phil]

Went to town, not blind drunk.

[AE]

He's not on the site, he's waiting for the postman to deliver his new DVD

[Figaro]

Like the piles he is...

[sutty]

Went to town, not blind drunk.

 

 

And what did you do in town?

[Ombudsam]

Since he hasn't responded I'll do it for him.

 

"A thread about Everton? But I'm the bitter one me ME!"

[Big E]

The dirty bluenose b*stards aren't the champions any more

They went to Nottingham Forest and they only got a draw

And then they went to Oxford and they couldn't even score

The dirty bluenose b*stards aren't the champions any more

 

 

 

The dirty bluenose b*stards aren't in Europe any more

They went to Villareal, and were embarrasingly poor,

Then they went to Dinamo, and conceded more than four

The dirty bluenose b*stards aren't in Europe any more

[sutty]

It happened down at Goodison, not so long ago

The Everton fans were singing, Howard Kendall he must go

But then he won a trophy, and he was Everton's pride

You two-faced bluenosed b******s you're the s**t on Merseyside

[Gomez]

The dirty bluenose b*stards aren't in Europe any more

They went to Villareal, and were embarrasingly poor,

Then they went to Dinamo, and conceded more than four

The dirty bluenose b*stards aren't in Europe any more

 

If only we were still in Europe, then we could sing it at them.

[Hightown Phil]

And what did you do in town?

 

I was 14, therefore not a lot.

[danny]

or the new one.... and we all stayed round anfield when libpool won 3-1.

[Guest sonofshankly]

It happened down at Goodison, not so long ago

The Everton fans were singing, Howard Kendall he must go

But then he won a trophy, and he was Everton's pride

You two-faced bluenosed b******s you're the s**t on Merseyside

 

[fred milne]

Aga do do do Nicky Barmby was a blue

As you do do do when you haven't got a clue

Berger left, Barmby right was just too much for the sh*te

Now he dreams every night of the mighty red and white

 

or something like that

[Murphman]

Here's a song about a football team

The greatest team you've ever seen

A team that play total football

They've won the league, Europe and all

 

Chorus:

 

A Liverbird upon my chest

We are the men, of Shankly's best

A team that plays the Liverpool way

And wins the Championship in May

 

With Kenny Dalglish on the ball

He was the greatest of them all

And Ian Rush, four goals or two

Left Evertonians feeling blue

 

Now if you go down Goodison Way

Hard luck stories you hear each day

There's not a trophy to be seen

'Cos Liverpool have swept them cleanChorus

 

Now on the glorious 10th of May

There's laughing reds on Wembley Way

We're full of smiles and joy and glee

It's Everton 1 and Liverpool 3Chorus

 

Now on the 20th of May

We're laughing still on Wembley Way

Those Evertonians feeling blue

at Liverpool 3 and Everton 2Chorus

 

And as we sang round Goodison Park

With crying blues all in a nark

They're probably crying still

at Liverpool 5 and Everton 0Chorus

 

We remember them with pride

Those mighty reds of Shankly's side

And Kenny's boys of '88

There's never been a side so great

 

Chorus

 

Now back in 1965

When great Bill Shankly was alive

We're playing Leeds, the score's 1-1

When it fell to the head of Ian St John

 

Chorus

 

On April 15th '89

What should have been a joyous time

Ninety-six friends, we all shall miss

And all the Kopites want justice

 

JUSTICE!

[anny road]

Here's a song about a football team

The greatest team you've ever seen

A team that play total football

They've won the league, Europe and all

 

Chorus:

 

A Liverbird upon my chest

We are the men, of Shankly's best

A team that plays the Liverpool way

And wins the Championship in May

 

With Kenny Dalglish on the ball

He was the greatest of them all

And Ian Rush, four goals or two

Left Evertonians feeling blue

 

Now if you go down Goodison Way

Hard luck stories you hear each day

There's not a trophy to be seen

'Cos Liverpool have swept them cleanChorus

 

Now on the glorious 10th of May

There's laughing reds on Wembley Way

We're full of smiles and joy and glee

It's Everton 1 and Liverpool 3Chorus

 

Now on the 20th of May

We're laughing still on Wembley Way

Those Evertonians feeling blue

at Liverpool 3 and Everton 2Chorus

 

And as we sang round Goodison Park

With crying blues all in a nark

They're probably crying still

at Liverpool 5 and Everton 0Chorus

 

We remember them with pride

Those mighty reds of Shankly's side

And Kenny's boys of '88

There's never been a side so great

 

Chorus

 

Now back in 1965

When great Bill Shankly was alive

We're playing Leeds, the score's 1-1

When it fell to the head of Ian St John

 

Chorus

 

On April 15th '89

What should have been a joyous time

Ninety-six friends, we all shall miss

And all the Kopites want justice

 

JUSTICE!

 

you missed a new verse

 

now we've got Rafa, he came from Spain

The glory days are here again

With Robbie Fowler in attack

the championship is coming back

[libero]

I was singing that in the pub on my own when we went one up

 

 

[Joshytoohotty]

I was singing that in the pub on my own when we went one up

 

To be fair, at that point we had 11 men with monsieur ma shagger Neville deciding to switch allegiances momentarily and give us a hand.

 

That has to be a new one to add to the list, a Neville scoring a goal for Liverpool in a merseyside derby.

 

You couldn't make it up.

[Guest efcrmagic]

I don't even reply to the post and it's still better than half the s**** posted on here.

 

You all NEED me.

 

As for soccer? Some bad defensive combinations moments before the 2nd quater whistle allowed Neville.P to turn the ball into his own goal, 1 conversion to 0 for the birds of Liver.

 

3rd quater and some bad, woeful goalkeeping from Wright.R allowed Garcia of Catalan to add a simple finish and put the power play of Reina into good use by adding a simple ball over head finish.

 

All in all, we where s****. God how me missed Arteta, I knew we'd lose once it was confirmed he'd be out.

[Mike]

learn how to spell quarter.

you're f***ing s*** and your fans are w*****s.

 

totally out classed and out played by 10 men - it should have been 5 nil.

[redpool]

I don't even reply to the post and it's still better than half the s**** posted on here.

 

You all NEED me.

 

As for soccer? Some bad defensive combinations moments before the 2nd quater whistle allowed Neville.P to turn the ball into his own goal, 1 conversion to 0 for the birds of Liver.

 

3rd quater and some bad, woeful goalkeeping from Wright.R allowed Garcia of Catalan to add a simple finish and put the power play of Reina into good use by adding a simple ball over head finish.

 

All in all, we where s****. God how me missed Arteta, I knew we'd lose once it was confirmed he'd be out.

 

There should be a Premiership rule that if you play against a 10 man team for over fifty minutes and lose, you are classified as "too sh*te to be in the Premiership and automatically relegated to Conference North."

 

On the other hand, your statement, "You all NEED me" is absolutely accurate. Your guaranteed six points per year, are always appreciated!