Steve Bruce For England

[Guest Sabre]

Yeah, right. He's got a big fat head.

[Bootle Buck]

Rumour has it the Manager with the fattest head becomes England Boss. Allardyce and Bruce will have a weigh in after the season with Bruce currently favourite with a 45lb head. Fat Sam is on a Diet of Pie and Chips in order to gain the extra 3 pounds needed. If both managers heads happen to explode, Alan Curbishlky will win by default.

[Spike]

I hear that Fat Sam is having a digestive system installed in his throat so that he can not only put more weight on his head but it would also speed up the process of him constantly talking s***.

[Falconhoof]

I believe you can weigh a person's head by suspending them upside down and lowering gently onto a scale until the 1st 2 vertebrae begin to touch.

[Benzo-13]

What if Joe Royle gets involved??

[Nebraska Red]

it'll be like sumo head wrestling.

 

Royle has more of a horse's head though, doesn't he?

[Gomez]

I believe you can weigh a person's head by suspending them upside down and lowering gently onto a scale until the 1st 2 vertebrae begin to touch.

 

In Alladyce's case, it would be much easier just to remove the head.

[Benzo-13]

Think it'll be like this..

 

[Spike]

Bet the FA are rubbing their hands at the thought of the Parexel sponsorship deal though

[fyds]

I believe you can weigh a person's head by suspending them upside down and lowering gently onto a scale until the 1st 2 vertebrae begin to touch.

The average, full grown male head weighs between 10-12lbs. So that's 43 stone for Fat sam and 38 stone for Bumhead.

[Maldini]

Rumour has it the Manager with the fattest head becomes England Boss. Allardyce and Bruce will have a weigh in after the season with Bruce currently favourite with a 45lb head. Fat Sam is on a Diet of Pie and Chips in order to gain the extra 3 pounds needed. If both managers heads happen to explode, Alan Curbishlky will win by default.

It's like Conkers, Fat Sam is varnishing his head as we speak, he's going to put it in the hot press for a month when he's done.

[Guest AnfieldGrass]

Is it the size of the head or the proportion to the body that most gives them their big headedness? Hmmm??