Caption Competition

[JonShar]

"So I t****** Sven just like this"

[Herbie von Smalls]

"the wheels on the gravy train go round and round..."

[ManxRed]

So, 2014 World Cup Final will be held in.... I have the winning ball in one of my hands. Now, who's going to give me the biggest bribe? Come on, which one of you wants it the most?

[MikeK88]

"And so ladies and gentleman... for the fifth time... this is how you tie an invisible rope into a knot!"

[stressederic]

Sepp Blatter shows how much, in pound sterling, clubs that have racist fans will be fined.

[Jonesy]

Aussie rules football! How bigs your FIFA dick!!

[Paul B]

Look into the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes....

[Tosh]

Al Fayed?

[RedMarauder]

Blatter raised his fists and prepared for the new 'dual mike', rectal probe

[Stevie H]

stop.

 

hammer time.

[Guest Anders Honoré]

I'm da f***ing man!

[IgPig]

Sepp Blatter in impromptu audition to be the new crazy frog.

[ManxRed]

Zo, I haf Jose Mourinho by ze neck, und Alex Fergusson by ze neck und I'm thinking 'jusst skveeze a liddle tighder und ve vill rid ze game of zo much whingeing und moaning und undignified crapp and I vill be a hero!!'

[cochyn]

"...and so I lifted up my kilt like this, right, and I said to her how's THAT for an executive member?' Anyway, on with the draw..."

[anny road]

"LIVERPOOL ARE WHITE"

[Nathan Explosion]

"Cracking cheese, Gromit"

[Jay M]

"Which fist do you want me to smash your face in with then eh"

[Leo No.8]

Look at me I'm Homer Simpson WOO-HOO!

[PhilM]

"Heeeeeeeeey Macarena"