A bizarre event

Murphman · March 10, 2006

Some of you have met my oldest lad, 13 big for his age and 'confident'.His younger brother Charlie is 11, a big lad but a different child completely, a really sensitive gentle kid, but like most quiet people when he gets the hump he goes completely the other way (Feck off Kahnee)

On Wednesday he was in class 'giving out' to the Chelsea fans because that's what he's on this earth for according to his Dad. On Thursday the tables turned but one of them took things too far and threw a tomato at him in the dining room at school (No I'm not making it up). It hit him in the gob and more through embarrasment than anything else 'cos all tghe kids were laughing he got up and whacked the kid who promptly burst into tears and fecked off. Boys will be boys.

Today the kid's mate brought a packet of tomatoes in and at breaktime 5 or 6 of them pelted him whilst calling him 'scouser'.

He isn't very happy.

My wife and me think it's quite funny but he's got the right arsse over it. I've told him had he been there when another kid was going to get the tomato treatment he'd have joined in laughing his head off. He's asked what to do, he's not a fighter generally but he's strong as a horse and angry.

I suggested maybe he confront the kid who brought the tomatoes in but as I was telling him I burst out laughing.

Who the feck would be a Dad eh?

March 10, 2006