Rooney has a book deal.....

[marvinbarcelona]

...a £5,000,000 five book deal, staring with autobiography.

 

The world's gone mad.

 

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[IgPig]

how may does he have to read for that?

[marvinbarcelona]

Just the one, but has no pictures.

[Toe]

Book1 - Always a Blue.

Book2 - Won Feck All.

Book3 - Still won Feck all.

Book 4 - Banned for the season.

Book 5 - Life in recovery.

[cymrococh]

[Gunga Din]

does he have to colour these five books in or what?

[marvinbarcelona]

Steady! Colouring is going to be left for the advanced books.

[Guest Red Mist]

The publishers who gave him this deal are f***ing morons. Who in the hell is going to want to read the autobiography of a stupid 20 year old footballer?

 

Any Red caught buying Rooney's book should be banned from YNWA and ridiculed for wanting to learn about the life of an uninteresting fat kid.

[stressederic]

The publishers who gave him this deal are f***ing morons. Who in the hell is going to want to read the autobiography of a stupid 20 year old footballer?

 

Any Red caught buying Rooney's book should be banned from YNWA and ridiculed for wanting to learn about the life of an uninteresting fat kid.

 

They'll be bibles for chavs everywhere.

[marvinbarcelona]

The publishers who gave him this deal are f***ing morons. Who in the hell is going to want to read the autobiography of a stupid 20 year old footballer?

 

Any Red caught buying Rooney's book should be banned from YNWA and ridiculed for wanting to learn about the life of an uninteresting fat kid.

 

I'll add that any United fan caught reading, it needs flogging and banning from any and all football grounds. But, I suspect that many a United fan will read it.

 

It can be a curse to be a United fan

[pipnasty]

It can be a curse to be a United fan

 

 

 

WELL, DON'T BE ONE THEN!!!!!!

 

 

As I have said before, you seem like a decent chap - come and join the real Mighty Reds.

[marvinbarcelona]

WELL, DON'T BE ONE THEN!!!!!!

As I have said before, you seem like a decent chap - come and join the real Mighty Reds.

 

 

This feels like Evil Dead II

 

 

Join ussssss!

[pipnasty]

This feels like Evil Dead II

 

 

Join ussssss!

 

 

ok - i'm on my way

[marvinbarcelona]

ok - i'm on my way

 

Pips become a United fan?

[pipnasty]

Pips become a United fan?

 

 

Yikes

[Buttles]

The publishers who gave him this deal are f***ing morons. Who in the hell is going to want to read the autobiography of a stupid 20 year old footballer?

 

Any Red caught buying Rooney's book should be banned from YNWA and ridiculed for wanting to learn about the life of an uninteresting fat kid.

My wife works for them - He made a guest appearance at her offices in Hammersmith on Wednesday. He was introduced by the CEO and you were invited to queue to have your picture with him as long as you were in groups over 6. Apparently he didn't say a single word. I tried to persuade my wife to hold the palm of her hand up to him and mouth '5 times' but she wouldn't

[Guest Red Mist]

My wife works for them - He made a guest appearance at her offices in Hammersmith on Wednesday. He was introduced by the CEO and you were invited to queue to have your picture with him as long as you were in groups over 6. Apparently he didn't say a single word. I tried to persuade my wife to hold the palm of her hand up to him and mouth '5 times' but she wouldn't

Grounds for a divorce I'd say.

[Ostrich Man]

I tried to persuade my wife to hold the palm of her hand up to him and mouth

 

[Bootser]

Are all the books gonna be Dot-To-Dot?

[stressederic]

Pips become a United fan?

 

No he's going to become a mindless zomb...

 

Never mind.

[marvinbarcelona]

Are all the books gonna be Dot-To-Dot?

 

Give the lad a chance, he's got to learn his numbers first.

[cymrococh]

[NWR]

The publishers who gave him this deal are f***ing morons. Who in the hell is going to want to read the autobiography of a stupid 20 year old footballer?

 

Any Red caught buying Rooney's book should be banned from YNWA and ridiculed for wanting to learn about the life of an uninteresting fat kid.

 

Your a moron. Stupidity comes natural to you does it not?

 

Uninteresting? Kids supporting all teams find him a little bit more interesting than you suspect.

[Kahnee]

The publishers who gave him this deal are f***ing morons. Who in the hell is going to want to read the autobiography of a stupid 20 year old footballer?

 

Any Red caught buying Rooney's book should be banned from YNWA and ridiculed for wanting to learn about the life of an uninteresting fat kid.

 

Can't imagine there will bu much demand on Merseyside, but Utd fans all over the world (especially the younger ones) will want to read it. Whatever you think of the podgy t***, he's not bad at football and plays for a popular club - those two factors alone guarantee some level of demand.

 

Which doesn't make the publishers morons...