Blue Peter - YOU LIED TO ME!

Spike · February 22, 2006

First off they taught us to love tortoises at the time that they were made illegal to own

They tried to entice us into 'build yer own' shyte with glue you couldn't sniff

They conned us into believing that owning a golden retriever was the best thing, then replaced each one that died with a new one. Not something our parents would do as they were too cut up from the loss. There was no montage and new dog when ours died.

They made cooking seem fun when it was a t***ting offense at school. They never had to cook with the threat of jizz or pubes mixed into the spongemix for a start

They tried to make us learn and love Joey Deacon only for a generation to take the piss. They gave my mate a distorted view of life, and time - to this day he swears that Joey was only about 40.

They tried to make us feel bad when the garden was trashed, no doubt trying to get some kid to grass on the culprits, when it was the best thing to happen on the show for ages.

You used to show games invented by posh c*** readers and get Kevin Keegan to demo them. If only I had a tennis net and a garden big enough (at least one my folks would let me walk on after your c**** tips) to play headers and volleys tennis with, or a pool table to pull the legs off and a set of golf clubs so we could play 'golf snooker'.

c***s.

No wonder we voted labour in.

Jonesy · February 22, 2006

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