Daftest accident you've had...

[charlie clown]

again, not me but.....

 

mate of mine knows a bloke who had his first holiday in Italy with wifey and new born baby. Proper get away from it all, cosy little baby's first holiday special. They hire a car to get around and one or two nights they go out for a meal in the local town.

 

One night they're in the restaurnt and they can tell the baby has filled its nappy so the bloke says, its my turn, I'll do it, and decides the back seat of the car is the best place to make the change cause they are parked up right outside the restaurant. he takes the baby out and the baby is in no mood for a nappy change. As soon as the little nipper's on the back seat he is wriggling and kicking and there is baby crap flying everywhere.

 

The baby starts screaming. The bloke is getting more panicked. he realises there is an audience building up round the car so he's getting more clumsy. The nappy lands buuter side down on the floor of the car. he is up to his arms in it. Then suddenly, to make the experience complete a woman breaks through the crowd starts screaming at him, he tries to ignore her but she is jabbering on in Italians and he is getting even more stressed. Then a bloke steps forwards and says

 

"you are Eeengleesh yes?"

 

"Yes" replies the bloke

 

"this-a lady, she want to know why you are doing dis inside-a her-a motor-car"