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You are with the guys in a shed. Outside there are 500 armed-to-the-teeth one eyed, gap toothed hillbillies from Salford adorned with banjos

 

Inside the Shed you have the following items:

 

50 lead pipes - 3 feet long

A soldering iron

A spot welder

10 tyres

A bath

20 feet of assorted wire

20 plastic ducks

A kebab rack

3 assorted bits of spiral staircase

A Fender guitar

8 square yards of carpet

A penguin

15 books on how to build a kebab house

10 can openers

8 bottles of beer

A sheep

 

and

 

Three tons of bat poo

 

 

What do you do to escape?

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