Toilet Etiquette

[boohog]

Here's the situation. My work loos have 3 urinals side by side with 3 cubicles in a line behind them. I went in for a slash earlier and the first urinal (weshall call it urinal 1) had a swamp of piss underneath it, so I went to the far end one (we shall call it urinal 3).

 

Mid relief, a guy I know comes in, and spotting the eau de toilette beneath urinal 1, moves to urinal 2 and uses that one. Then he turns his head to me and says 'I'm not deliberately choosing to stand next to you by the way' nodding towards the effluence and laughing.

 

Now clearly he has broken 2 cardinal rules of the bog, in choosing the adjacent urinal, AND speaking to me whilst looking at me. However, do the circumstances warrant such a flagrant disregard of toilet etiquette? Should he have manned up and stood in the yellow mire, or should he have used a cubicle?

 

Or is the underlying implication of his decision that he has a michael barrymore streak?

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