What weight 9lbs in Weight?

[Case]

 

Just before Christmas, I ran a Celebrity Xmas "Porker" Club in my company, whereby people would get weighed before Christmas, and again, just after.

 

The "winner" put on just short of 9lbs (or 4.something kilos). On Monday morning I need to do the awards presentation in front of the whole Company, which suits me just grand.

 

I'll be saying something along the lines of ... "Andy put on an astonishing 9llbs in just ten days. 9lbs is the equivalent of .... < insert gag here >

 

So, what's the "gag".......

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Edited January 13, 2006 by matty

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