Close too tears

[Guest Red Mist]

It seems our friend Joe Cole was subjected to a vicious beating, after a row over a page 3 girl. My heart goes out to little Joe.

 

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,283-1980305,00.html

 

Cole in clear over brawl

 

By Matt Hughes

 

JOE COLE is likely to escape disciplinary action from José Mourinho after reportedly being beaten up in the early hours of Sunday morning.

The Chelsea midfield player was said to be badly beaten at the southeast London home of Keeley Hazell, a glamour model, after a night out with John Terry to celebrate their side?s FA Cup third-round win over Huddersfield Town.

 

The England internationals, along with Anton Ferdinand and Bobby Zamora, the West Ham United players, celebrated in the Embassy club in the West End before Cole returned with others to a house in Grove Park, where the altercation took place. There is no suggestion that Cole was the instigator.

 

Mourinho takes a dim view of his players socialising until the early hours, but Cole should escape punishment as the manager had given his squad Sunday and Monday off. The 24-year-old returned to training yesterday with no discernible injuries and is expected to take his place in Chelsea?s squad to face Sunderland in the Barclays Premiership at the weekend.

 

Mourinho has banned his players from going out the night before a training session, but gives them more license during their days off.

Edited January 11, 2006 by Red Mist

[Cheesecake]

no discernable injuries?

 

does that mean he was too ugly for them to stand out or that they targeted other areas?

[johngibo YPC]

I'd love to shag keeley

[Stevie H]

not nearly beaten enough then.

[robfar1]

Good! I'll bet he's a mouthy little bollix!

 

Short bloke syndrome!

[The Hitman]

Grove Park,I went to school there,and that's where big brother Ferdinand's house is too.

Good,the little schithouse.

Edited January 11, 2006 by Pretty Boy

[Mike]

good girl!

http://www.wtfboobies.com/blog/images/keel...eley_052605.jpg

[John am Rhein]

At Far and Near Minicabs one driver said: "No one recognized him at first. He looked more like a yobbo."

 

So they did recognize him, then.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Ah, the cliches. Footballers & Page 3 girls. It's great.

 

Does he drive a cortina or maybe a capri?

[Tosh]

Well, that's that then

 

Anton is going to Chelsea. Already been tapped up

[Guest Red Mist]

Yeah, definitely worth getting beaten up over. Assuming he got something out of her. If not, then he really is an idiot.

[smicer07]

Surprised the punches didn't get deflected.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

celebrate after beating Huddersfield?

[Spike]

lol @ Macca, they get so emotional don't they. I remember a game at Anfield in may...

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

a game after which they had a hotel booked for the celebration?

[Herbie von Smalls]

according to popbitch, cole wasn't chatting the girl up so much as banging her over the bathroom sink. oh, and he didn't flee out the window so much as being propelled out of it by the irate boyfriend.

[billybunter]

Kinda wish it was my bird just so i could smack the living crap out of him

 

 

Cole is

[Guest Red Mist]

according to popbitch, cole wasn't chatting the girl up so much as banging her over the bathroom sink. oh, and he didn't flee out the window so much as being propelled out of it by the irate boyfriend.

What a dirty slag! Wouldn't expect anything better from someone who promotes the S*n.