Gallas to Juve?

[Nerik]

Italian press saying that a deal is underway. Vieira is one of those trying to convince the defender to join Juventus.

[Coyler]

Well that'd be fairly sweet. I'm dying for one of the bigger names over at Chelsea to move on to fairer footballing pastures.

[Stevie H]

he's a fantastic defender.

[Eiler99]

Really excited when we were (briefly) linked with him in the summer. No matter how much money Chelsea have spent, he's remained one of their best players. He could make a superb Juve defence even better. Scary.

[Maldini]

Juve have Sagnol lined up on a free in the summer too. They could have the whole French back 4 soon.

[Falconhoof]

Would love to get Gallas but there's no way Chelsea would sell to us.

 

I'm sure Rafa will find someone as good.

[StevieC]

He's a complete bellend. He'll fit in just as well at Juve as he does at Chelsea.

[Falconhoof]

  StevieC said:

He's a complete bellend.  He'll fit in just as well at Juve as he does at Chelsea.

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Good footballer though, and he's not on the same bellend scale as Lampard, Drogba or Gudjohnsson.

[Gomez]

  Cardinal Fang said:

Good footballer though, and he's not on the same bellend scale as Lampard, Drogba or Gudjohnsson.

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Isn't the bellend scale measured in Coles? Lampard = 2.3 Coles. Gallas = 0.53 Coles?

[Snoeker]

  Maldini said:

Juve have Sagnol lined up on a free in the summer too. They could have the whole French back 4 soon.

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Ah but would they want it ?

[Knox_Harrington]

  Gomez said:

Isn't the bellend scale measured in Coles? Lampard = 2.3 Coles. Gallas = 0.53 Coles?

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That's genius.

 

Drogba = 12.6 coles which is equivalent to 1.26 c***s.

 

EDIT: And the base unit of a c*** is inevitably a Neville.

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[Maldini]

  Knox_Harrington said:

That's genius.

 

Drogba = 12.6 coles which is equivalent to 1.26 c***s.

 

EDIT: And the base unit of a c*** is inevitably a Neville.

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On the continent they go metric and measure then in Tottis

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[Stevie H]

  Maldini said:

On the continent they go metric and measure then in Tottis

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converted thus :

 

24 tottis = 1 cassano

12 cassanos = 1 delvecchio

18 delvecchios = 1 inzaghi.

[Herbie von Smalls]

  Stevie H said:

converted thus :

 

24 tottis = 1 cassano

12 cassanos = 1 delvecchio

18 delvecchios = 1 inzaghi.

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really stevieh?

[PhilM]

I can't get the hang of this new fangled system. How many Drogbas in a Mourinho?

 

One David in an Elton?