Welcome Cody Gakpo

[growler]

Nice Christmas gift! 

[Cheesecake]

Cracking name, cant wait to see him crossing the white line.

[Gethin]

No welcome thread until there's something on the offal. KYFWTCS

[Cam]

A little bit of Firmino in my life
A little bit of Diogo by my side
A little bit of Diaz's all I need
A little bit of Darwin's what I see
A little bit of Salah in the sun
A little bit of Hendo all night long
A little bit of Thiago, here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man (ah)
Gakpo Number Ten (ah)

 

 

If it is to be 10, obvs. 

[ShaunOfTheRed]

This is the lad that Pep Lijnders was rumored to be waxing lyrical about, he looks the business. 

[chiliking]

His name is a fish pun also! 

 

[Mooster]

6 minutes ago, chiliking said:

His name is a fish pun also! 

 

Then he's come to the right plaice!

 

[Cam]

8 minutes ago, chiliking said:

His name is a fish pun also! 

Never mind winning the quadruple, we have now completed football. Game over. 

[Falconhoof]

The time is right
Your perfume fills my head
The stars get red
And oh the night's so blue
And then I go and spoil it all
By saying something stupid
Cody Gakpo

[Ibby]

Tinky winky, itsy, lala.........gakpo

[ChrisC]

Gakpo, Gakpo whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when he runs at you?

Edited December 27, 2022 by ChrisC

[The Hitman]

What sort of player is he?

[McBain]

1 minute ago, The Hitman said:

What sort of player is he?

According to transfermarkt he plays predominantly on the left but has played across the front three in his time at PSV. Right footed, loves to come inside. Played more central for Holland at the WC as they use wing backs. 

6'4

'Rangey'

[épieur]

a 6'4 tall winger? 

 

What is this 

[DanWM]

Van Dijk talking him up during the WC here https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/63800271

 

[smithdown]

Faster than a river and as tall as any mountain 

Klopp told FSG giz all that money you’ve been countin

He scored a load for Holland in the desert wastes of Qatar

Klopp said Bring him in and all defences we will batter

Bob, Nunez, Salah, Diaz and Jota
Gakpo’s the daddy-o, Gakpo’s the daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar

[Gethin]

7 minutes ago, smithdown said:

Bobby, Fabio, Diaz and Jota
Gakpo’s the daddy-o, Gakpo’s the daddy-o
He's nifty with Salah

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[Bogman]

Gak-po, Gak-po

What ya gonna do

What ya gonna do when he comes for you.

Edited December 27, 2022 by Bogman

[smithdown]

You’ve always been searching for something
But everywhere seems so so-so
Tightly close your eyes
Hold out your hand
Here’s the Main Stand
And the Anny Road extension plans
 

Gakpo
They're testing you - but don't worry
Gakpo
You’re strong enough for two
He’s coming
He’s running
I'm burning
I wouldn't tell you anything

 

Cody!

 

[Frosty Jack]

Rollin' down the street, Cody Gakpo. Sippin' on gin and juice...

[Tommok]

I don't want no seven stone weakling

nor a boy who thinks he's a girl*

I'm after a hunk of a guy 

an experienced man of the world

There ain't no way that I'll make do 

with anything less than I'm used to

If I have a man tonight 

he's gotta be right, right, right

SO GAKPO! 

he's gotta be

SO GAKPO! 

he's gotta be big and strong

enough to turn me on

 

Running down the wing. 

 

 

*this line is rather questionable in today's world. 

Edited December 27, 2022 by Tommok

[Alonso]

 

[Hassony]

4 minutes ago, Alonso said:

 

Shame we don't have professional scouts and technical analysts who look at new signings like this random Czech chief scout 

[kop205]

11 minutes ago, Alonso said:

 

Haha.

Sell Gakpo.

[surf]

3 minutes ago, kop205 said:

Haha.

Sell Gakpo.

To the Mancs. Whahahaa