it's been a while macca

[surf]

can you be arsed?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/jul/25/premier-league-2022-23-preview-no-1-arsenal

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

hahahahaha - was just about to start a "Macca f***s it up again thread...

OF COURSE I CAN BE ARSED

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

1 - City - idiots

2 - :Liverpool - Guardian know-nothing idiots

3 - Spurs

4 - Chelsea - Tuchel's likely out of a job if this is the case

5 - a*** - assume this means top 4 is same as last year in whatever order

6 - ManU

7 - Newcastle

8 - West Ham

9 - Leicester

10 - Villa - hmmmmm, not convinced

11 - Palace

12 - Brighton & Hove Albion

13 - Wolves

14 - Blues***e

15 - Forest

16 - Brentford - I reckon they'll go down, mesel'

17 - Southampton

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18 - Leeds

19 - Ful-Ham (like Ro-land in Grange Hill)

20 - Bournemouth - I reckon Forest bottom

Edited August 5, 2022 by Sir Tokyo Sexwale

[surf]

3 hours ago, Sir Tokyo Sexwale said:

hahahahaha - was just about to start a "Macca f***s it up again thread...

OF COURSE I CAN BE ARSED

wow! i was expecting a "no", or a "no not bothered" if i was lucky. this is a pleasant surprise

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Brentford/Bournemouth update

[Cam]

22 hours ago, Sir Tokyo Sexwale said:

I reckon Forest bottom

Nah, not with Jesse Lingard romping to the Young Player of the Year award. 

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

it's between him & Scholes

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Brighton - waiting on no 6

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Chelsea

[surf]

chelsea, a*** and the mancs are going to be interesting next season

[stressederic]

48 minutes ago, surf said:

chelsea, a*** and the mancs are going to be interesting next season

I think Spurs could get the hop on all of them.

[Gethin]

1 hour ago, stressederic said:

I think Spurs could get the hop on all of them.

Think it's gonna be a s***-fight for 3rd & 4th between a number of teams. Demands of CL may well screw Spurs over, despite their squad's improvement

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

yeah.

Although I'm not taking top 2 for granted but does seem to be us/City then Spurs/Chelsea then a***/ManU and possibly West Ham or someone

[surf]

36 minutes ago, Sir Tokyo Sexwale said:

yeah.

Although I'm not taking top 2 for granted but does seem to be us/City then Spurs/Chelsea then a***/ManU and possibly West Ham or someone

everton

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

hahahhaha - I was thinking that as I was typing but......resisted

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Palace

 

So there's mid mid-table covered off - we know ManU will be 6th in this, either that or Spurs are. 

West Ham probably 7 or 8. Let's assume 7 - that leaves 8 & 9 before you get to 13..

So where are the s***e coming? 8 or 9? 

 

13 - 15?

17? Or Going Down?

 

I guess all will be revealed in a few hours....

[Cam]

Spurs 3, Mancs 6, WHU 7, Wolves 8, Leicester 9, Newcastle 13, Soton 14, Everton 15,  Forest 17, Leeds 18, Fulham 19.

Is my guess how they'll complete it. 

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Tory Frank's blues***e army updated

How does this make sense if they weren't bottom

 

Quote

Everton were statistically the worst performing side in the Premier League under Rafael Benítez.

 

The 2nd half of the season before they were dire, Rafa did no better but little worse & Tory Frank much the same, think he got 3 more points than Rafa in the same no of games

[surf]

there's 5 worse teams than everton?

[muleskinner]

1 minute ago, surf said:

there's 5 worse teams than everton?

They are buying Burnley players, seems high risk with a huge construction project on the go in their situation. 

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

25 minutes ago, surf said:

there's 5 worse teams than everton?

there's defo 2 - can see Forest struggling for sure

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

here we go - 

 

2nd half of 2021 season (Ancelotti)

P19 W7 D5 L7 F18 A24 Pts 26 GD -6

Last season 1H

P19 W5 D4 L10 F24 A34 Pts 19 GD -10

Last season 2H

P19 W6 D2 L11 F19 A32 Pts 20 GD -13

 

But Rafa was so much worse, eh

[smithdown]

They sing “Super Frankie Lampard”

 

This shows poor to disastrous judgement on a number of levels.  
 

Look yourself in the eye.  You have never sung that and you never will except to take the f***ing piss.  
 

They couldn’t be bigger wools.  

[Cheesecake]

Perhaps they are using the word Super in the 'super size' sense?

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Fulham & Leeds - they don't update over the weekend so we have to wait till Monday to find out we're winning the League