The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Roy Hodgson

[charlie clown]

Just a quick note to wish you good riddance you utopian, throwing your players under the bus, spoofing t***. Thank Christ you never managed Liverpool.

[pipnasty]

Never heard of him

[smithdown]

I mean it’s a good book but there’s no need to go round telling everyone you meet the rest of your life that you read it.  Just comes over as needy.

[Hightown Phil]

Did anyone see him on BBC Breakfast? He said 'I'm not really a goodbye person. I'm a hello person' and I wanted to walk outside and find a bus to walk under. 

[charlie clown]

21 minutes ago, Hightown Phil said:

Did anyone see him on BBC Breakfast? He said 'I'm not really a goodbye person. I'm a hello person' and I wanted to walk outside and find a bus to walk under. 

Hodgson strikes again.

[The Hitman]

Boring b*****d.

Imagine being him.

[Earl Hafler]

45 minutes ago, Hightown Phil said:

Did anyone see him on BBC Breakfast? He said 'I'm not really a goodbye person. I'm a hello person' and I wanted to walk outside and find a bus to walk under. 

The amount of people who've fallen for that s*** is quite remarkable

 

[Cam]

Build a statue for him at the Kop end.  If only for the sight of seeing a row of pigeons sat on his massive schlong.

[Begbie]

You can't fully understand the man unless he's managed your club. Probably even more niche than that in that you have to be a big, ambitious club. Palace and Fulham probably think he's not evil

[Conrad]

he'll be able to go sightseeing in Paris now

[Cobs]

2 hours ago, Hightown Phil said:

Did anyone see him on BBC Breakfast? He said 'I'm not really a goodbye person. I'm a hello person' and I wanted to walk outside and find a bus to walk under. 

He's a Bonjuour Man in a Brexit World

[Cam]

Who would play Hodgson in a movie of his life?

The only person I can think of is

[Des]

3 hours ago, Hightown Phil said:

Did anyone see him on BBC Breakfast? He said 'I'm not really a goodbye person. I'm a hello person' and I wanted to walk outside and find a bus to walk under. 

Roy doesn't know why you say goodbye, he says hello.

[pipnasty]

3 hours ago, Hightown Phil said:

Did anyone see him on BBC Breakfast? He said 'I'm not really a goodbye person. I'm a hello person' and I wanted to walk outside and find a bus to walk under. 

Sounds like something out of a horror film

[charlie clown]

4 hours ago, Cam said:

Who would play Hodgson in a movie of his life?

The only person I can think of is

That ACTUALLY looks like Steve Bruce.

[Boca]

Fawning over this type of s*** is very odd -

 

[Cobs]

His best moment was when in the wake of losing to Iceland and resigning/being sacked by England he was dragged to the press conference and stated “I dunno what I’m doing here to be honest”

which, of course, could have applied to every previous England press conference he gave.

[Hightown Phil]

1 hour ago, Boca said:

Fawning over this type of s*** is very odd -

 

Daft old b*****d needs to learn what a computer is.

[Ripley]

"If you don’t love Roy Hodgson, you don’t love football. What a legend" (Piers Moron)

[smithdown]

7 hours ago, Cobs said:

His best moment was when in the wake of losing to Iceland and resigning/being sacked by England he was dragged to the press conference and stated “I dunno what I’m doing here to be honest”

which, of course, could have applied to every previous England press conference he gave.

My favourite thing he did was in the dying moments of that game with his team desperate for an equaliser facing their biggest humiliation in living memory and plucky exhausted Icelanders punted the ball out of touch and it gently rolled a few inches to the side of Hodgson, as his full back sprinted over to hurriedly get it back into play Roy simply let it go past him watching it run away rather than put out a foot and get his nice shiny shoe dirty.

 

It was the pure footballing instincts of a pure footballing man who properly couldn’t be arsed.

[muleskinner]

Going on a river cruise with Ray cos they didn't need to watch the opposition next match for England was class 

[Bailo]

12 hours ago, Boca said:

Fawning over this type of s*** is very odd -

 

That's just a nice story, isn't it? 

I dunno, my hate for Hodgson has subsided well below Rodgers level, which is admittedly weird. I'm glad he never managed us but I don't begrudge him a decent send off and he seems a generally nice bloke.

[smithdown]

“Hello children you’re not to worry just think you’re spending Christmas in the second best hospital in the country.  Ho and in a sense I suppose Ho!”

[Benzo-13]

9 hours ago, smithdown said:

“Hello children you’re not to worry just think you’re spending Christmas in the second best hospital in the country.  Ho and in a sense I suppose Ho!”

Remember that. Had the kids feeling like they were on the Death Star in Jedi to the one in Star Wars.

[Beardsley]

Who?