Players’ songs that never was

[Beardsley]

In the Curtis Jones thread, I suggested he should have a song by Jesus Jones. @Jarg Armani correctly said that’s not how it works and said Ian Rush then should have a chant by Rush. So, that got me thinking, what other songs could we have had through the years?

I’ll start it off with Emlyn Hughes. The Osmonds - Crazy Horses

[smithdown]

Brian Kettle could have had something off an album by The Tea Street Band.  Is this the kind of rubbish you are looking for?

[Hassony]

This was meant for kenwyne, but since that deal never happened, Curtis can now take it

 

 

Curtis Jones, Jones, calling Curtis Jones

Curtis Curtis Jones come on now 

Curtis Jones, Jones, calling Curtis Jones

Curtis Curtis Jones come on now

Ah yippie yi yu

Ah yippie yi yeah

Ah yippie yi yu ah

Ah yippie yi yu

Ah yippie yi yeah

Ah yippie yi yu ah

All I think of is you,

And all of the things we had

Curtis, what can't you do?

How do you score  like that?

Curtis, we are missing you

When you're not in the side

And I hope you'll miss us too

Come on and play

We think about you every day

And that goal you scored

You curled one past the dinasaur,

you're the love I found

[charlie clown]

MmmBop - Hanso(e)n.

[Cam]

"Sign your name across my heart
I want you to be my Terence Trent D'Arnold"

[Mooster]

Anything uninspiring by Keane

[cymrococh]

Try to score a goal you won't get past Pepe Reina
Plays for Liverpool and also plays for Spain-a
He keeps his manchego in an airtight container
HEEEY Pepe Reina, a'ight

[Nathan Explosion]

I'm down on my knees
I want to take you there...

[Cam]

25 minutes ago, Mooster said:

Anything uninspiring by Keane

Or, for the same player, The Pointer Sisters.

[Cobs]

Oh, sit down, oh, sit down, oh, sit down
Sit down next to me
Play some more playstation, David

and lose us the title you c***

 

 

[PhilM]

"Well here's to you Andy Robertson" already got taken by a player whose name fits marginally less well.

[Billy Talbot]

Where are you Naby?

 

[Molby]

where are you Naby?

[Molby]

Here’s another song for Naby 

[Falconhoof]

If celebrated British actor Burt Kwouk (famous for the Pink Panther films) had been a footballer, and had signed for Liverpool, then his song might have been 'Rock around Burt Kwouk'

[Molby]

Here’s another song for Naby