Football’s Ultimate Sh*thouse XI

[Nebraska Red]

Came across this as I was surfing the interweb.

https://thefootballfaithful.com/footballs-ultimate-s***house-xi/

Going back many years I can think of a few more to add. This team of horrors is a decent start.

 

[New York Red]

Man, there are some real charmers on that list. That clip of Colin was pretty interesting.

[_00_deathscar]

It's a weird mix of s*** players and excellent players who are s***houses, while leaving out some excellent players who are/were s***houses (Suarez, Pepe, Alves etc). Bizarrely selected side. 

Either make a great s***house XI (i.e. a team that would compete for trophies), or a full of s*** c**** s***house XI. That's neither here nor there.

[Leo No.8]

Muscat was pure evil.

I think Lucas Neill should be in there.

[Gerry]

My one take away from that list is that I'd completely erased it from my mind that Vinny Jones had ever played for Wales.

[anfieldgaz]

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Edited August 16, 2020 by anfieldgaz
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[surf]

  On 14/08/2020 at 08:50, _00_deathscar said:

It's a weird mix of s*** players and excellent players who are s***houses, while leaving out some excellent players who are/were s***houses (Suarez, Pepe, Alves etc). Bizarrely selected side. 

Either make a great s***house XI (i.e. a team that would compete for trophies), or a full of s*** c**** s***house XI. That's neither here nor there.

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yeah that list is totally random. half of them are 'english', half of them are totally forgettable, they're mostly pretty recent yet they put schumacher in for that 1 challenge years ago

D- 

[Bootser]

Warnock is the biggest bellend of the lot. The c***. 

[Maldini]

Ben Thatcher was a scumbag

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

  On 20/08/2020 at 17:48, Maldini said:

Ben Thatcher was a scumbag

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Remember Houllier was supposed to have met him at a service station?

[cymrococh]

  On 15/08/2020 at 22:17, Gerry said:

My one take away from that list is that I'd completely erased it from my mind that Vinny Jones had ever played for Wales.

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Sadly, I remember games when he was the best player on the pitch.

[Ombudsam]

  On 20/08/2020 at 17:48, Maldini said:

Ben Thatcher was a scumbag

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Is right

[Gerry]

  On 20/08/2020 at 17:48, Maldini said:

Ben Thatcher was a scumbag

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Nomenclature determinism.

 

[Murphman]

Gavin McGuire's tackle that finished Danny Thomas' career deserved a prison sentence, I've never seen anything worse.

[Cobs]

Seems as good a thread as any - Ferguson turns 80 so the BBC put up 7 stories to remind you how great he was - and they all pretty much show what a massive c*** he was

Sir Alex Ferguson: Manchester United & Aberdeen icon in seven stories

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52575884

[kop205]

  On 01/01/2022 at 09:24, Cobs said:

Seems as good a thread as any - Ferguson turns 80 so the BBC put up 7 stories to remind you how great he was - and they all pretty much show what a massive c*** he was

Sir Alex Ferguson: Manchester United & Aberdeen icon in seven stories

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52575884

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Pathetic stories aren't they?

Demanding expensive bottles of wine as sweeteners for doing deals, bullying kids down the phone then s***ting himself when the lads mum has a go back, smashing up the phone of someone whose wife was in hospital....these are the best things people have to say about him.

Horrible, evil old c***.

Edited January 1, 2022 by kop205

[smithdown]

The last one is just a phoned in knocked off PR piece too

[kop205]

  On 01/01/2022 at 10:15, smithdown said:

The last one is just a phoned in knocked off PR piece too

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'Tell us the story about when he kicked a boot at your head'

Surprised they didn't get a tribute in there from Mr Loophole.

Edited January 1, 2022 by kop205

[Cobs]

“You’re famous for your Youth policy at OT - Just how many deals did your son do as agent with young players at Carrington in your time as United manager?”

[kop205]

'Was the 2.5m you got as an out of court settlement in a row about horse semen worth dragging the club through the mud and ultimately driving it into the hands of owners who have overseen half the league knock you off your f***ing perch, you c***?'

[smithdown]

  On 01/01/2022 at 10:29, kop205 said:

'Tell us the story about when he kicked a boot at your head'

 

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“Yeah well he didn’t approve of the girl I was seeing cos she was in a group so when we were getting beat he blamed her and split my head open 

[Gethin]

  On 01/01/2022 at 10:36, Cobs said:

“You’re famous for your Youth policy at OT - Just how many deals did your son do as agent with young players at Carrington in your time as United manager?”

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He was a good socialist though. Allegedly 

[kop205]

'Does Lauren Dalglish still talk more sense than you?'

[PaulMcC186]

  On 20/08/2020 at 18:11, Kvarme Ate My Food said:

Remember Houllier was supposed to have met him at a service station?

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To sign him? 

[Hassony]

  On 20/08/2020 at 17:48, Maldini said:

Ben Thatcher was a scumbag

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Who was it on here that was telling us that he met him at a wedding and he was in fact a sound lad