Curtis Jones

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Me and Curtis Jones
We got a thing goin' on
We both know that it's wrong
But it's much too strong
To let it go now

[D.Boon]

Curtis Jones, this song's not too long.

[Hightown Phil]

He was great for that goal. Not even the finish, his movement around midfield and then to drift off Mings in to space. He’s a footballer.

[Maharajkumar of Vizianagram]

Has a good touch and barely put a foot wrong.  With his energy, he might offer us an Ox type option, except less invisible than the Ox is a lot of the time.

I do hope he gets enough minutes next season though.  Otherwise he's better off getting 40 appearances somewhere else than 4 starts and 4 sub appearances for us.  It'll just f*** up his development.

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Is there any chance that Heighway spotted Curtis Jones?
coz if he did I have some Kenny Loggins ready to go 

[Hassony]

Curtis Jones, Jones,
Calling Curtis Jones
Curtis Jones, Curtis Jones,
Come on now
Come on now
Curtis Jones, Jones,
Calling Curtis Jones
Curtis Jones, Curtis Jones,
Come on now
Come on now

Ah yippie yi yu
Ah yippie yi yeah
Ah yippie yi yu ah

[Hightown Phil]

3 minutes ago, Kvarme Ate My Food said:

Is there any chance that Heighway spotted Curtis Jones?
coz if he did I have some Kenny Loggins ready to go 

I heard he did.

[Dan]

Got high hopes for this lad.

[Cam]

Oh winter's passed spring and fall

You never rung me, you never called

Curtis Jones you've been gone too long

Gone too long

[psl]

He has looked good every time he has played.

[Cam]

The big problem with Curtis here is that rather than forumites naming themselves after players (Molby, KAMF, Leo etc) he's got it a*** over t*t and gone and named himself after Jonesey.

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Leo is really called Leo.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Curtis Jones is the only player we’ve ever had to score for us that has all the letters of the word Scouser in his name. 

[Cam]

Just now, Kvarme Ate My Food said:

Leo is really called Leo.

Okay, his mum and dad named him after Oyvind. Same thing! 

[Tosh]

Just went on Curtis' twitter and there's a thing recreating his first FA cup goal

And this made me laugh

 

[surf]

3 hours ago, Hassony said:

Curtis Jones, Jones,
Calling Curtis Jones
Curtis Jones, Curtis Jones,
Come on now
Come on now
Curtis Jones, Jones,
Calling Curtis Jones
Curtis Jones, Curtis Jones,
Come on now
Come on now

Ah yippie yi yu
Ah yippie yi yeah
Ah yippie yi yu ah

[kop205]

Curtis Jones and me

Tell each other fairytales

And he scores the beautiful winners

Pickford must hate you

Just like he hates Origi

 

 

 

[scoose]

3 hours ago, kop205 said:

Curtis Jones and me

Tell each other fairytales

And he scores the beautiful winners

Pickford must hate you

Just like he hates Origi

 

 

 

Curtis Jones strikes up a conversation, with a black haired, Alisson Becker

[Falconhoof]

Curtis time of the season
When love runs high
In this time, give it to me easy
And let me try with pleasured hands

To take you in the sun to promised lands
To show you every one
Curtis time of the season for loving

[Cam]

It's Curtis-time,

There's no need to be afraid,

At Curtis-time,

We let in light and banish shade

[Nerik]

I was down at the new Lime Street
Staring at this yellow haired girl
Curtis Jones strikes up a conversation with a red haired Firmino dancer
You know, he dances whilst Mane passes from afar

 

 

[Gethin]

19 minutes ago, Nerik said:

I was down at the new Lime Street
Staring at this yellow haired girl
Curtis Jones strikes up a conversation with a red haired Firmino dancer
You know, he dances whilst Mane passes from afar

 

 

Coutinho Crows?

[épieur]

Has he had a bad game yet? At what point do we dare start talking about his ceiling? 

[Hightown Phil]

9 minutes ago, Kid Klopp said:

Has he had a bad game yet? At what point do we dare start talking about his ceiling? 

When he’s started a league game?

[Smith]

Cujo - he’ll tear us all apart.