Stupid s*** commentators say

[_00_deathscar]

...hindsight and all that.

 

In today's match, as the ball was crossed into Kane at the edge of the box with (I think) TAA and Gomez right on him, he tried to take a touch and take it past them (nearly worked).

 

Commentator: "Y'know I'm surprised he didn't just take the shot on the swivel".

 

You mean you're surprised he didn't try the very difficult option of controlling the ball and trying to do a swivel shot with his back to the goal from 18 yards out? Of course, if he had tried that option and fluffed i, you can guarantee the commentator would have said "Y'know, I'm surprised he didn't try to take a touch and take it past them".

[scoose]

I cant listen to Jamie Redknapp anymore

[Tones]

I cant listen to Jamie Redknapp anymore

He hurts my brain

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

f***ing hell, the NBC guy - may have been Dixon - sounded like he'd had a line or two at one point. He was babbling non-stop about balance in defenders in the game, must have been a 3 minute spiel on absolutely nothing

[pipnasty]

'The crossbar is still shaking after that!'

 

How long to crossbars shake for? Are they made of rubber?

[John am Rhein]

'The crossbar is still shaking after that!'

 

How long to crossbars shake for? Are they made of rubber?

 

„Als das Kind Kind war,

warf es einen Stock als Lanze gegen den Baum,

und sie zittert da heute noch.“

[Candystore]

Most the s*** that comes out of Martin Tyler’s mouth. Proper c***

[Nebraska Red]

Most the s*** that comes out of Martin Tyler’s mouth. Proper c***

There have to be other commentators out there. Tyler is way past his sell by date.

[downunder]

There have to be other commentators out there. Tyler is way past his sell by date.

 

We get the premier league feed so Peter Drury and Jon Champion a lot, with Jim Beglin the main co commentator. They are all decent, I have forgiven Champion for once calling Suarez a cheat.

[Falconhoof]

Garth Crooks  this week;

 "Chris Smalling, with his new 'natty dread' hair style, was outstanding against Watford. The new look oozes swagger and if his goal was anything to go by, the defender's hairstyle may have something to do with it. Amazing what a new look can do."

[sutty]

Garth Crooks  this week;

 "Chris Smalling, with his new 'natty dread' hair style, was outstanding against Watford. The new look oozes swagger and if his goal was anything to go by, the defender's hairstyle may have something to do with it. Amazing what a new look can do."

 

Wow. 

 

There was the week where he went off the scale at Bakayoko at Chelsea because he'd dyed his hair blue. 

 

The mad b*****d

[muleskinner]

'He's hit that too well' never gets old

[Des]

Most the s*** that comes out of Martin Tyler’s mouth. Proper c***

 

Even worse when combined with Neville as on Saturday.

[Swipe]

Èven Neville seems to hate Tyler. There's loads of silences after Tyler spouts off his guff.

[Nebraska Red]

Èven Neville seems to hate Tyler. There's loads of silences after Tyler spouts off his guff.

That'll be Neville swallowing.

[Ombudsam]

Garth Crooks  this week;

 "Chris Smalling, with his new 'natty dread' hair style, was outstanding against Watford. The new look oozes swagger and if his goal was anything to go by, the defender's hairstyle may have something to do with it. Amazing what a new look can do."

He’s going to be a great old person isn’t he

[Stevie H]

heard two different commentators say at the weekend, about liverpool:

 

"they've got great strength and depth"

 

and

 

"they've got great strength of depth".

 

i know it's only one word and perhaps i'm being pedantic but get it f***ing right can't you? one changes the meaning of the expression entirely and the other doesn't mean anything.

also, chris sutton is a f***ing tory MP in waiting, robbie savage's intelligence married to alan partridge's charm and presentation style.

[Ombudsam]

Chris Sutton is the worst. Tory is a great description

[Buttles]

Chris Sutton is the worst. Tory is a great description

There is always a touch of "You know nothing" disparaging smugness in his voice when on with Kelly Cates and other female presenters on 5live.

[cymrococh]

Steve McManaman loves to labour a point. Decent players get away with murder as co-commentators.

[épieur]

heard two different commentators say at the weekend, about liverpool:

 

"they've got great strength and depth"

 

and

 

"they've got great strength of depth".

 

i know it's only one word and perhaps i'm being pedantic but get it f***ing right can't you? one changes the meaning of the expression entirely and the other doesn't mean anything.

also, chris sutton is a f***ing tory MP in waiting, robbie savage's intelligence married to alan partridge's charm and presentation style.

 

Sure the first one didn't say "strength in depth?"

[Hassony]

'Strength and depth' work though doesn't?

[_00_deathscar]

'Strength and depth' work though doesn't?

 

It would of if you shut the f*** up.

[Earl Hafler]

Chris Sutton is the worst. Tory is a great description

And he’s finally resolved his hair colour.

 

Last season, he resembled Marty Crane https://goo.gl/images/YhcAE7

[Swipe]

Chris Sutton is the worst. Tory is a great description

 

Appalling. The forced 'I tell it like it is' persona is infuriating.