Tottenham vs Liverpool Sunday 22nd October 4pm - Wembley

[Molby]

For a start, Firmino cannot be shunted out wide

and they're s*** at Wembley

 

so if we don't score the Firmino own-goal, plus the fact that they haven't come to terms with their temporary home, should win comfortably

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

We're on the road with Jurgen's army...

We're all going to Wemb-be-lee

Edited October 19, 2017 by Sir Tokyo Sexwale

[Leo No.8]

My wife has arranged the family get together for my 40th for 4pm on Sunday. This pub does not have footy on.

 

WTF?

[usualsuspect]

My wife has arranged the family get together for my 40th for 4pm on Sunday. This pub does not have footy on.

 

WTF?

Kill two birds with one stone Leo, go awol.

 

I kid I kid...

[McBain]

My wife has arranged the family get together for my 40th for 4pm on Sunday. This pub does not have footy on.

 

WTF?

She knows you well it seems

[Hassony]

My wife has arranged the family get together for my 40th for 4pm on Sunday. This pub does not have footy on.

 

WTF?

Why does she hate you so much?

 

I missed the spurs home game last season as my wife arranged my 40th at that salt bae restaurant in Istanbul, good omen

[The_Adder]

My wife has arranged the family get together for my 40th for 4pm on Sunday. This pub does not have footy on.

 

WTF?

Grounds for divorce.

[Molby]

My wife has arranged the family get together for my 40th for 4pm on Sunday. This pub does not have footy on.

 

WTF?

 

And you’re powerless to change this?

 

Sort it or we’re gonna fall out pal

[Case]

My wife has arranged the family get together for my 40th for 4pm on Sunday. This pub does not have footy on.

 

WTF?

Go for a walk on Saturday.  'Trip' over a kerb 'injuring your ankle/knee/groin'.  Require 24/48 hours rest at home.

 

show deep regret etc.

 

Feign surprise when the match comes on telly on Sunday, say 'I don't like soccerball' or something'

 

You're welcome.

[Gethin]

Go for a walk on Saturday.  'Trip' over a kerb 'injuring your ankle/knee/groin'.  Require 24/48 hours rest at home.

 

show deep regret etc.

 

Feign surprise when the match comes on telly on Sunday, say 'I don't like soccerball' or something'

 

You're welcome.

 

Tell your wife that one of the lads on here has come up with a spare for the game, leave the house at 10am, go on an all-dayer, come home leathered. It's your 40th - call it your present.

Edited October 19, 2017 by Gethin

[Cobs]

My wife has arranged the family get together for my 40th for 4pm on Sunday. This pub does not have footy on.

 

WTF?

 

Hopefully your true friends will turn up after the match is over and let you know how we got on

[downunder]

Arson attack at the pub tonight?

[Leo No.8]

I'm working on this lads...

 

Some great suggestions by the way

Edited October 19, 2017 by Leo No.8

[New York Red]

Your missus never struck me as being so cruel.

[Ombudsam]

It’s YOUR birthday.

[Molby]

Tell your wife that one of the lads on here has come up with a spare for the game, leave the house at 10am, go on an all-dayer, come home leathered. It's your 40th - call it your present.

Leo goes on a Leo

[Gethin]

Leo goes on a Leo

 

Unlike me to miss an obvious s***e pun. I'm going to sit on box for 2 minutes and feel shame* 

 

*Obscure 70s sports movie reference 

[Flasher]

My wife has arranged the family get together for my 40th for 4pm on Sunday. This pub does not have footy on.

 

WTF?

You two are close then...

 

She's kidding you I reckon. Taxi will turn up at the house. She's got you a box at Wembley

[Molby]

epic Mr and Mrs fail if they ever get on the show

 

she obviously hates him is more likely....constructive divorce this is, or she'll put polonium in his drink

either way, get rid Leo

I should have put that Tiffany bracelet in the bin when I had the chance

 

 

ffs why am I always recommending people to get divorced immediately? Clearly there's nothing wrong with ME, and the solid advice I give, therefore everyone else must have terrible wives, which begs the question of why they do it to themselves. Obviously on a subconscious level they need to punish themselves for perceived childhood misdeeds, but which? and what c*** put those ideas in their heads in the first place?

[Begbie]

Don't overthink it Molby

 

In this instance divorce has to be a very real option. I'm a bit annoyed that Leo hasn't refused to go due to football commitments and let her deal with the fall out...

[Maldini]

Lads at the christening I was at last week were watching the game on their phones in the church

[Molby]

Lads at the christening I was at last week were watching the game on their phones in the church

good, solid lads

 

I'd like to meet them

[McBain]

Anyway, enough Leo chat!

 

Dembele and Wanyama are out for them. Winks and Dier set to be the midfield pair

 

Let's get in amongst em!

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

[Leo No.8]

Anyway, enough Leo chat!

 

Dembele and Wanyama are out for them. Winks and Dier set to be the midfield pair

 

Let's get in amongst em!

What's all this? More Leo chat!