The new and improved transfer window thread

[Hus]

The Echo have printed the fake Klopp happy meal quote now as well, g*******s.

 

clickbait s***e

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Who could possible fail to believe that Barcelona said this!!!?

 

'okay, you rejected that - if you don't accept it I must tell you that there is a deadline of today, Sunday - 7pm. Otherwise we withdraw the offer'

 

It's very Donald Trump of them

[New York Red]

who do you think was doing the leaking and who stopped them?

Steve Bannon. General Kelly.

[downunder]

yeah its not like Southampton might want £65m in their bank BEFORE the window closes or anything

We have no idea what's going on.

who do you think was doing the leaking and who stopped them?

No idea, and don't really care. It's frustrating as fans we have nothing to speculate and debate on, but it's clear that's the way club is now working.

[Tones]

What are they smoking over there at your house

And can I have some?

[Nathan Explosion]

Due to dangerous levels of s****, this topic is now at its end - I've had enough of the slowness of it, the s****ness of it and the effect it is having on the memory used by the database server each and every fecking day.

 

As such....the last few posts have been split to a new topic, imaginatively titled "The transfer turd" (I can't spell 'thread' properly....sue me)

 

If you wish to reference a post from this turd in that new turd, then click the icon to the top right of a post and copy the url - you can then paste it in to a reply in the turd.