The Stupid Human Body

[Stanley Leisure]

So my body is starting to do some weird, annoying things:

 

My right ankle clicks in a worryingly brittle way when I rotate it.

 

If I eat an apple after 4pm, I get a terrible thumping sensation in my guts.

 

I've started to get quite bad heartburn/acid reflux if I drink too much ale so I get these horrible half-hiccup, half-burp things that sound disgusting and usually result in me half-puking up some stomach acid, which I then have to swallow.

 

My heart sometimes feels like its skipped a beat but then I think it might be my diaphragm doing something weird linked to the above heartburn

Also, I spend at least an hour a day trying to convince myself I don't have cancer. I'm 35 and worried that this is it, for the rest of my life.

 

Are any other board members equally concerned about their slow march to eternal night?

 

 

 

[Ostrich Man]

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