Prediction week 21-28 June - What will have changed by one week today

[Case]

Ok - Lets get our prediction caps on for a bit of (hopefully) light hearted craic.

 

Who is the forum Nostradamus, and who is the Mystic Meg?

 

Name three things that will have changed at LFC one week today. outrageous predictions that come to light worth bonus points - minus points for the bleeding obvious. Packet of Spangles for the winner.

 

Me -

1. New Coaches will both be named (Forum discussion meltdown).

2. Rodgers to come back from holiday, speak publicly and be universally lauded.

3. Firm bid for Lucas to be accepted.

[jimbolala]

1. We target a decent player and get him

2.Rodgers doesn't come back in time and the forum goes into meltdown

3.Rafa does us a favour and sells us someone

Edited June 21, 2015 by jimbolala

[Nathan Explosion]

I predict that in one week Case will start another of these threads, and then I'll just begin merging them all together to spoil his fun.

[Molby]

This is an excellent thread

It's the structure and focus that I like

I think this may be Case's finest hour

 

With regard to the matter at hand, I think Sterling will be sold

Because they realise the game is up and want to cash in and perhaps there is some half hearted voice in the background asking for it to be done soon so we can get on with our own spending plans

[ali]

1. We do a deal for Denis Cheryshev

2. We do a deal for Luke Garbutt

3. bit more longterm this one - Carlo Ancelotti will be our new Manager when his recuperation period is completed, after the operation for spinal stenosis

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

There'll be rumours of a takeover happening this summer

[Murphman]

Brendan will come back from his holiday and speak to the press but so cryptically questions will be asked as to whether or not he starts the season in charge?

Absolutely no significant business will be done.

This place will get angrier and angrier as our rivals strengthen.

 

Then the week after that -see above-.

[Logic]

We announce Klopp as manager.

Sign Clyne.
And finally sign one BiG NaMeZ™ player to show intent.

Or

 

Absolutely nothing will happen except a PR-stunt interview with Brendan as he comes back from his holidays and where he talks about the need to move forward and improve.

[DJS]

1 Sterling moves to City

2 We sign Clyne

3 We don't sign anyone else

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

The weather in NY will have picked up a bit - after a hot May, June has been like f***ing October, and that word f***ing is more like 'damned' than copulation.

 

My name will still be Tokyo....

[MarkD]

A Downfall meme incorporating Brendan Rodgers will be produced showing his frustrations over a missed transfer target

A thread will mention the Nazis when discussing FSG

Luke Garbutt will sign when England u21s come home on Friday

[RBM]

Sterling is sold

We sign Clyne well we think we have it all gets complicated and we end up with Patsy Cline

Nothing else happens

[5InIstanbul]

f*** all.

[growler]

The press will start preparing an article on the strikers we are targeting so later in the summer they can call out '50 strikers Liverpool tried to sign'

 

Coates leaves

 

We accept a bid for sterling.

 

Coaches get confirmed (we may disband under 16's as we have no coaches left at that level)

[Tones]

Man city will make two more final bids for sterling

[Falconhoof]

There will be massive shale gas discoveries under the main stand, which will turn out to be the reason for developing it.

[Bogman]

Nothing.

Will.

Happen.

[Case]

Falconhoof nailed on for the confectionery if this comes off.

[Beardsley]

Klopp and Ancelotti will armwrestle for the manager position. Ancelotti wins by breaking Klopps arm.

Sterling goes to City for £60 mill and then fires his agent, with a cannon.

FSG looks to sell the club, the Chinese government steps in and buys us since they really like the red uniforms.

[Cheesecake]

Borini, Lambert and Coates will be sold

Clyne will sign, paid for the money from those sold

Molby will be after telling FSG to f-off in excess of 50 additional times

[stressederic]

I'll be older. Or dead.

[growler]

I'll be older. Or dead.

Could be both.

[Cam]

1. We will continue lowballing Southampton with bids for Clyne. He will then sign a new contract to stay there.

2. There will be a newspaper article that mentions "LFC are weighing whether to bid." We don't. The player goes elsewhere. We weigh up a bid for another. Don't. Elsewhere. Weigh up. Etc etc etc.

3. Sterling is photographed at a coke-fuelled orgy with Bieber, Hilton & Lohan (and her twin sister).

[smithdown]

one of pascoe and marsh will be rumored to return

An exciting announcement about which Honduran pharmaceutical company or Jordanian toilet cistern manufacturer we are partnered off with will win much applause and admiration.

Some legal news

[Case]

Oh that's good, smithdown - That's good.