A Night with Ian St John & Ian Callaghan

[Bootser]

I've very kindly been bought a ticket to go to this in June. Never been to one of these 'Talk Fests' before. Any good?

 

Opportunity to ask questions- so what should I ask? His only booking?

[John am Rhein]

did you ever bite another player?

 

what powerpoint template would shankly have favoured?

[Cobs]

worst 3some ever !

[Nathan Explosion]

Just imagine the scene - Bootser stands up to ask his question, and everyone is waiting with baited breath. And out comes "Is this your only booking?"....magic.

[Crazy Horse]

Ask St. John if our manager is the Northern Irishman, the Irishman, or the Britishman.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Cally was over in NY a few years back - to the NYSC, I was lucky enough to be out for dinner with him on the Friday night. A really really f***ing top bloke

[David Hodgson]

Bootster,

 

These things are dreadful. Soul destroying and the room will be full of f*** heads.

 

Still, have a goodun' lid .

[smithdown]

What was Alan A'Court really like?

[cymrococh]

If you could mow the lawn of any former teammate, which would it be?

[Murphman]

  On 10/05/2013 at 20:00, smithdown said:

What was Alan A'Court really like?

 

 

Blinding quiff on him. Didn't St John replace him?

Edited May 13, 2013 by Murphman

[Bootser]

Shower of c**ts.

 

Seems like I'm in for a night of it. Might ask them about the rising star of UKIP. The moral dilemma that is cheese & onion or salt & vinegar? What's the last CD you bought? It'll bring the house down.

 

Crazy Horse - the event is Mossley Mill. No f***ing chance of me asking that - you naught boy!

[smithdown]

Ask st john whether dogs should be on leads.

[épieur]

  On 10/05/2013 at 18:42, Crazy Horse said:

Ask St. John if our manager is the Northern Irishman, the Irishman, or the Britishman.

 

[cymrococh]

  On 14/05/2013 at 05:59, Bootser said:

Shower of c**ts.

 

Seems like I'm in for a night of it. Might ask them about the rising star of UKIP. The moral dilemma that is cheese & onion or salt & vinegar? What's the last CD you bought? It'll bring the house down.

 

Crazy Horse - the event is Mossley Mill. No f***ing chance of me asking that - you naught boy!

Ask them if they're Protestant or Catholic.

[Swan Red]

  On 14/05/2013 at 05:59, Bootser said:

Shower of c**ts.

 

Seems like I'm in for a night of it. Might ask them about the rising star of UKIP. The moral dilemma that is cheese & onion or salt & vinegar? What's the last CD you bought? It'll bring the house down.

 

Crazy Horse - the event is Mossley Mill. No f***ing chance of me asking that - you naught boy!

 

The TAYTO question init

[Bigal]

How do you make the perfect Chilli con carne?

[Gunga Din]

  On 14/05/2013 at 10:45, Bigal said:

How do you make the perfect Chilli con carne?

 

one amount of chilli, drop in pan etc

[Bigal]

  On 14/05/2013 at 11:09, Gunga Din said:

one amount of chilli, drop in pan etc

 

exactly, if that isnt their answers. Leave.

[Andy Mac]

  On 10/05/2013 at 19:04, Macca said:

Cally was over in NY a few years back - to the NYSC, I was lucky enough to be out for dinner with him on the Friday night. A really really f***ing top bloke

 

CLANG!

[kop205]

  On 14/05/2013 at 07:05, smithdown said:

Ask st john whether dogs should be on leads.

 

When I was a kid, my dad had our dog out for a walk, lovely soft Golden Retriever who used to lope along off her lead.

 

He had taken her to some woods by ours where St John often walked his dog, when he heard St John just around the corner talking to someone.

 

He got distracted and forgot to tell the dog to stop at the road that divided the woods in two and she trotted out and got hit by a car.

 

She died the next day.

 

St John killed my dog, the c***.

[Bootser]

  On 14/05/2013 at 19:46, kop205 said:

When I was a kid, my dad had our dog out for a walk, lovely soft Golden Retriever who used to lope along off her lead.

 

He had taken her to some woods by ours where St John often walked his dog, when he heard St John just around the corner talking to someone.

 

He got distracted and forgot to tell the dog to stop at the road that divided the woods in two and she trotted out and got hit by a car.

 

She died the next day.

 

St John killed my dog, the c***.

 

Eureka. I'll bring it up. What was your dogs name btw?

[dunner74]

  On 15/05/2013 at 16:06, Bootser said:

Eureka. I'll bring it up. What was your dogs name btw?

 

The Frenchman

[autumn319]

  On 15/05/2013 at 20:13, dunner74 said:

The Frenchman

[Case]

Just reading a book about the World Cup final in 1966. Apparently, Cally's job on the day was to safely look after Nobby Stiles false teeth which he took out just before the match.

 

Nice.

[New York Red]

  On 10/05/2013 at 20:00, smithdown said:

What was Alan A'Court really like?

He was a dab hand with the bow and arrow as well as robbing the rich to give to the poor.