Deadpool 2013

Duncan Disorderly · December 18, 2012

It's that wonderful time of year again, the season of goodwill, people exchange cards and gifts, and pick 15 people who wont see 2014.

So, once again, here are the rules. Entries to be in by midnight on December 31st 2012/13.

Rules for Deadpool 2013-

As with last year, Thatcher is not allowed to be picked, everyone picks her and the mockering gods are keeping her alive to spite us. Other than that, the rules are pretty much unchanged from last year.

The cut off date for entry is midnight on December 31st 2012/13. If you aren't in by then, you ain't playing.

15 picks again.

Scoring is 100 minus the persons age at time of death, no one under 18 allowed to be picked.

Two picks can be a joker that get double points.

Deaths in January get 25 bonus points.

No one scheduled for execution can be picked.

Please use actual full names, not nicknames, not abbreviations, not vague 'her off that telly programme' references. FULL AND PROPER NAMES ONLY when selecting your picks, as this makes it easier for the scorer (If you can't even type his name, allusions to that scumbag who used to edit that rag will be accepted).

Players must not murder their picks, because thats cheating, and cheating is wrong.

Anyone dying of unnatural causes such as suicide, murder or accident earns 50 bonus points.

If your pick dies between now and the new year, tough titty, pick a replacement. If the Mayans were correct, and the world ends at 11:30pm GMT on Friday 21st December 2012, everyone wins and we'll all enter Paradise hand-in-hand. Except OM, you're already doomed.

Your nominees eligibility-

To be in the competition a nominee has to qualify as a celebrity by appearing as an entry in Wikipedia. Dates of birth and death will be checked against the Wikipedia entry. Any sources of information relating to the nominee's age (including birth certificates, death certificates, press statements from the nominee's own family and the like) will be discounted completely - Wikipeadia is king as far as Deapdool points are concerned. Anyone challenging this will have a 25 point deduction and will have to carry the line 'I love Michael Owen.' in their YNWA profile for the next year.

Here's mine-

1. Bashar al-Assad (Joker)

2. Courtney Love

3. Aretha Franklin

4. Rupert Murdoch

5. Val Kilmer

6. Willie Nelson

7. Jerry Lewis

8. HRH Prince Philip

9. Ian Brady (Joker)

10. Julie Andrews

11. Brian Wilson

12. Hugo Chavez

13. Michael J Fox

14. Missy Elliot

15. Burt Reynolds

dorgie · December 18, 2012

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