When your "inner tourette's" almost comes out...

Case · October 3, 2012

Wife had a friend of hers over. For whatever reason, the conversation turns to plumbing (my wife is training to be a plumber). After some blah blah conversation about taps and toilets, the friend mentions that her shower leaks and that she thinks it could be because the drainage gets plugged up. At this stage I imagine myself clear as day (my inner tourette's, I've just termed it) loudly saying 'Yeah probably with constant hair clumps from yer big fat hairy a***'. I then look, in shock, face stone cold with fear, at the two women continuing their conversation, which has now turned instead, quite happily, to the X-Factor or blankets or dress sizes or whatever, instead of them both staring at me before the wife starts issuing divorce proceedings citing extreme embarrassment.

So, The inner tourette's did not come out. But it was real I tell you, REAL!!!!. And no drink had been taken.

But ..... does anyone have any instances of themselves or some other poor sod that hasn't been so fortunate?

cymrococh · October 3, 2012

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