The Secret Footballer

[Cobs]

Plenty clues here - who is this fecker?

[stressederic]

I reckon it might be Captain Pointy.

[Cobs]

I reckon it might be Captain Pointy.

 

 

and who the f*** is that?

[stressederic]

[Cobs]

i think it's more likely Carra than Keane but i dont think it's either

[stressederic]

In the past he's spoken about having been at numerous different clubs so I don't think it's Carra. For a while I wondered if it might be Murphy but I'm not sure now.

[lfc003]

Is it not Kevin Davies?

[Swipe]

I think it's Davies too.

 

It won't be someone from a big club anyway.

[hagi_complex]

It's not Keane.

[Cobs]

Ex-West Ham player?

 

 

Ex-Chelsea?

[Swipe]

Ex-West Ham player?

 

 

Ex-Chelsea?

 

Hmmm. Wayne Bridge is too thick to come up with these stories, even if someone else wrote the copy for him.

[lfc003]

Ex-West Ham player?

 

 

Ex-Chelsea?

 

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Edited November 12, 2011 by lfc003

[Cobs]

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or Lampard or Cole...

[stressederic]

Be amusing if it was Bellamy and he was referring to Shearer with that ex-England talisman thing.

[Swipe]

Be amusing if it was Bellamy and he was referring to Shearer with that ex-England talisman thing.

 

Can't be many people in recent years could be seriously called an talismanic ex-England international.

 

Beckham? Sheringham?

[Cobs]

Can't be many people in recent years could be seriously called an talismanic ex-England international.

 

Beckham? Sheringham?

 

 

Owen?

 

 

my first reaction was Shearer though

[Swipe]

Owen?

 

 

my first reaction was Shearer though

 

Owen's a shout. The "didn't you use to be sombody?" retort would be more fairly aimed at him than Shearer too, perhaps?

[kop205]

I've always thought it is probably a few different people to be honest, like the mystery driver in that s*** car programme with that c*** Clarkson.

[stressederic]

The ex-England talisman could, conceivably, also be a reference to Gary Neville. He can probably be counted as having a vaguely 'talisman' element to United but far, far less so to England.

 

I may just like the idea, however, of someone asking Neville if he used to be someone.

[Epic Swindle]

He's an absolute bellend so there's plenty of candidates.

[Crazy Horse]

Can't be many people in recent years could be seriously called an talismanic ex-England international.

 

 

Carra

[Spike]

Always thought it was Danny murphy

[Cam]

A couple of weeks back he spoke of playing with a Balotelli/Best/DiCanio-type genius foreign player who was always up to no good but misunderstood by most. He stole the secret players' car keys after being subbed at half time and drove 200 miles home.

 

Three weeks back he talked of Ayre making a "rookie mistake" by picking on Bolton and was pleased clubs didn't support his 'negotiate your own foreign TV deal' idea.

 

Before that it was the Roman philosopher Seneca.

 

He's had several clubs and I think he's spoken of relegation. It's probably Roy ****ing Hodgson.

[Earl Hafler]

Carra

 

Shearer, Seaman

[Earl Hafler]

Always thought it was Danny murphy

 

 

Wasn't there something a couple of years ago about Owen and an affair ? Another player knew the girl. " "We both know the same girl and I asked her along to watch today," he said. "So what?" I replied naively. "Well, she's sitting next to his wife,"

 

Suggests to me that the mistress was sat next to the wife.