small fires unit

[smithdown]

I keep seeing these vans with 'Small Fires Unit' and the lads in them always seem happy as larry, and no wonder, cos when you think about it when would there ever be any need of them?

 

- It's a fire!

- there's an engine on its way, sir.

- oh there's no need for that, I could probably deal with it myself if I could be ar5ed.

- could it spread to become a big fire, sir?

- no chance, it's pathetic, in fact while I've been talking to you it has blown itself out, what a c*nt, haha!

- I feel we should be involved somehow, sir.

- I understand and agree.

- i could send a van round?

- Yippee! Now you're talking!