Funerals

[Murphman]

The poor old dear next door passed away aged 89, I saw her husband in the drive on saturday and he told me the funeral was today at 2.00pm.

 

So I went.

Was standing at the back, looking around recognising nobody.

Then the vicar came in.

Told us all we were here to celebrate Jim's life.

Jim had a house full, well played Jim, must have been a nice fella but I've never heard of him.

So I made out I was upset and f*cked off out of the church, luckily I was at the back.

 

Then came back at 2.30. and did it all again.

 

What a laugh.

Edited August 22, 2011 by Murphman

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