Make One Prediction

[Ethan]

Jordan Henderson will be our player of the season

[smithdown]

Real Madrid and Barcelona reported to be ready to swoop for, after agreeing personal terms with unhappy Luis Suarez on the morning of both games v Man Utd.

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Both Suarez and Carroll will score over 20 goals each.

[Earl Hafler]

I think someone's going to make a wreckless tackle on Suarez and either break his ankle or tear ligaments resulting in months out

 

And we'll wish we'd signed a centre half.

[dorgie]

Aurelio will be injured

[Cam]

By the end of August we'll be frustrated by lack of width, the gap between midfielders & Carroll, not having a new centreback and players being played out of position.

 

There'll be groans every time Downing fires a cross high over Carroll (no matter how many actually hit the target).

 

Adam's corner & freekick-taking abilities will abandon him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* I'm in my pre-season pessimistic mindset; bear with me for a few days and ask me again.

[Gravy]

Charlie Adam will be fab :-)

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Some d****eads will be very disrespetful to Kenny when we go through a slump in form.

[Cobs]

Kev will say we need a new manager following a defeat

[Cam]

Some d****eads will be very disrespetful to Kenny when we go through a slump in form.

My big prediction? Not one person, even the stoopidest semi-MANC WUM, will want Roy back.

[anfield11]

Real Madrid and Barcelona reported to be ready to swoop for, after agreeing personal terms with unhappy Luis Suarez on the morning of both games v Man Utd.

 

 

 

THIS....for sure.

[Spion kop]

Jamie carrager will be declared over the hill by fans only to hit a 10 game run of brilliant defending and clean sheets.

Edited August 5, 2011 by Spion kop

[Gomez]

Howard Webb will cost us big in a key match.

[drvegapunk]

Howard Webb will give a soft penalty to Man Utd and/or send one of our players off.

 

Edit: beaten by a minute!!

Edited August 5, 2011 by drvegapunk

[Hundurinn]

Manchester United will offer Howard Webb a lucrative extension to his existing contract.

[Swipe]

Carroll will score the first goal of our season

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Some d****eads will be very disrespetful to Kenny when we go through a slump in form.

Around October when we only win each game 3-0 rather than the 4s or 5s as experienced in Aug/Sept

[Tones]

Aurelio will be injured

 

Come on. Thats not going to happen is it? Think of something more realistic.

[Barnes' left foot]

We'll finally win at the Emirates stadium.

[RafaShanks]

Dirk will get some serious abuse.

[The walters step over]

Shelvey will be seen as an essential part of the team by January, taking Adams' place as the natural partner for Lucas for the second half of the season.

[Ronnie#5]

More obvious:

 

Suarez to sweep all Player of the Year categories

 

Stick my neck out:

 

We'll finish above Man Utd

[smithdown]

"It's no wonder they are doing so well, they dont have to worry about Europe."

 

This will be said over seven hundred thousand times by christmas.

[DJS]

Aurelio will be injured

 

[Benzo-13]

We'll win something.