Owen Hargreaves

[Falconhoof]

I'm fit I tell you! I'll show you all!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMy-qBo0gbw

[johngibo YPC]

He needs to get Michael Owens people to make him a brochure

[Boca]

Who wears short shorts?

[Raj]

Feel sorry for thim. Hope he manages to get himself a club and continue with his career.

Decent player before his knee problems

[Bigal]

Wait til Elephant stone sees this and mentions the free kick against arsenal.

 

Its all they ever do.

[CarraLegend]

Cool vids, im sure some minute long videos of him lifting weights or running on a machine will convince clubs he's ready to train every day and play 50 games a season. The useless c***.

[Bigal]

He cuts them short so you cant see him limping

[sutty]

Cool vids, im sure some minute long videos of him lifting weights or running on a machine will convince clubs he's ready to train every day and play 50 games a season. The useless c***.

 

I'd hire him for a lucozade ad

[Leo No.8]

He's training for his new job as a teppanyaki chef. Imagine he's in the middle of a station with people sitting around him waiting to be served.

 

And chop the fish on one side...now dice the vegetables on the other...and chop chop chop...then do it all again for the main course. The tips will come flooding in, Owen Hargreaves is back baby!

Edited July 6, 2011 by Leo No.8

[Candystore]

Would be worth a punt on a pay as you play deal for a mid table club.

[carrafan]

Would be worth a punt on a pay as you play deal for a mid table club.

 

Players dont take that any more.

Edited July 6, 2011 by carrafan

[Raj]

Players dont take that any more.

 

He said he would take that deal to stay at Utd.

I reckon that is the only way he will get a deal. Apparently the only deals he has been offered are from Canadian clubs

[carrafan]

He said he would take that deal to stay at Utd.

I reckon that is the only way he will get a deal. Apparently the only deals he has been offered are from Canadian clubs

 

Didn't know that.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMy-qBo0gbw

 

 

Surely, he must have fell over a couple of times before they got it right?

Edited July 6, 2011 by carrafan

[drdooom]

The special effects they make on the computers these days can make any impossible thing look realistic.

[Maldini]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA

[Hassony]

running backward on a treadmill is a bit tricky no

 

I bet Poulsen can't do it

[Leo No.8]

running backward on a treadmill is a bit tricky no

 

I bet Poulsen can't do it

 

Poulsen does it easy - problem is he's facing forwards and trying to go in that direction.

[dorgie]

Apparantly all tomorrow's papers are carrying a story where he blames MUFC for all his injury woes. The drunken one will love that

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/sep/22/owen-hargreaves-manchester-city-united

Edited September 22, 2011 by dorgie

[Epic Swindle]

I notice his lackey Daniel Taylor tries his best to smooth over it though. Might have been decent cover for Lucas but no one would have touched him with a bargepole 2 months ago.

[Rimbeux]

That sounds pretty brutal. Did that match with two muscle tears rule out him going away with England? If so, it's seemingly deliberate. The injections are a big question, were they just pain killing, was the idea he could train through it and come out alright? If I recall it right, he was forever doing well in training then breaking down, might it be he was doing serious damage, didn't Shawcross have similar?

[muleskinner]

he's one decent challenge away from 12 months out, or retirement.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Love how that blert on the Guardian - Paul Wilson - was talking up "Hargreaves for England recall' yesterday...

 

Yeah, after 1 game in 3 years

[Rimbeux]

he's one decent challenge away from 12 months out, or retirement.

 

 

Heb seems to think different, it wasn't a tackling thing, rather a mobility problem

[muleskinner]

Heb seems to think different, it wasn't a tackling thing, rather a mobility problem

Soon as someone clatters him properly he'll be done for.

[Rimbeux]

Soon as someone clatters him properly he'll be done for.

 

He thinks his knees have been fine for a year, and they weren't ruptured he had tendonitis. He tore a hamstring badly in 2010 and then dislocated a shoulder in training earlier this year. Seems to be his main problem is getting match fit after so long without playing