That brass band at England matches

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Did everyone here know that Bernie Clifton plays trombone for them?

[Gunga Din]

I didnt know that, no. My life is enriched by this knowledge though, so thankyou John.

[Elephant Stone]

Did everyone here know that Bernie Clifton plays trombone for them?

 

Knew knew that.

 

Whatever he's better than the god awful c*** that plays it at Portsmouth.

 

They deserved to go down based on that alone, the s*** c****.

 

How someone didn't wedge it up his rectum I'll never know. Perhaps they did...and that explains why it sounds s***.

[johngibo YPC]

Did everyone here know that Bernie Clifton plays trombone for them?

 

Yes. They are called The British Bernie Brass Band

Bernie Ecclestone plays Trombone, and Bernie Taupin is on Tuba

[Gunga Din]

Yes. They are called The British Bernie Brass Band

Bernie Ecclestone plays Trombone, and Bernie Taupin is on Tuba

 

 

Bernie Winters plays the triangle

 

Bernie Madeoff used to play the cornet

Edited June 17, 2011 by Gunga Din

[FMac]

Bernie Nolan on French Horn until she tried to start up a rendition of 'i'm in the mood for dancing'

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Yeah yeah yeah, have your fun and all that, turn my thread into a joke why don't you?

 

If you can't take a thread about Bernie Clifton seriously then there's nothing down for you.

[Gunga Din]

Bernie Slaven played the double bass

[FMac]

Bernie Inne provides a half-time finger-buffet.

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Bootiful, Bernie.

[Jonesy]

Bernie Inns is out due to a collapsed lung from over blowing his euphonium

[johngibo YPC]

Bernie Slaven played the double bass

 

In a brass band? Come on Gunga

[Jonesy]

Bernie Inns is out due to a collapsed lung from over blowing his euphonium

 

 

damn you FMac and your Bernie Inn related gag

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Bernie Clifton - from St. Helens - his brother taught at the school I went to - hell of a pianist (his brother, not Bernie, he might be, but I don't know)

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Bernie Clifton - from St. Helens - his brother taught at the school I went to - hell of a pianist (his brother, not Bernie, he might be, but I don't know)

 

Bernie. Plays. Trombone.

 

Not whilst riding his comedy ostrich.

[Fastardo]

Bernie. Plays. Trombone.

 

Bowie should have gone with that.