You lying c***

[Jiggy Hates Jazz]

I was not a dirty player, says Manchester United's Paul Scholes

 

Paul Scholes has rejected criticism that his wild tackling was motivated by malice. The former Manchester United midfielder, who announced his retirement last month, won 10 Premier League titles at Old Trafford and while he was cherished for his passing and vision and praised by Xavi and Zinedine Zidane, his occasionally dangerous tackling left him with a reputation for dirty play.

 

Although overall, he was hugely complimentary, the Arsenal manager, Arsène Wenger, claimed Scholes had a "dark side". And following the final red card of his career, for a thigh-high challenge on Pablo Zabaleta in United's FA Cup semi-final defeat by Manchester City at Wembley in April, even Sir Alex Ferguson admitted "the red mist sometimes descends" on the 36-year-old.

 

Yet Scholes, whose 90 yellow cards make him the third most-booked player in Premier League history, feels his reputation is unwarranted. "I have just been unlucky," he said. "I never had red mist against anybody. The one against Zabaleta, I didn't do on purpose. It was just bad timing.

 

"The ball was up there and the way your leg goes it has to come down and unfortunately it came down on his leg. I would never intentionally try to hurt somebody. Nobody has ever had to go off following one of my tackles and nobody has broken their leg. I have never been nasty."

 

Ferguson noted that it was typical that Scholes' retirement should be announced when he had disappeared on holiday, with the minimum of fuss, in the wake of United's Champions League final defeat by Barcelona. He has now returned to explain his reasons, pointing out that it was his body, rather than frustration at being used so sparingly, that led to his decision.

 

"I knew it was the right time to happen," he said. "You can't go on forever. It's all done now and I am looking towards the future. There wasn't one moment in particular. There were a few games later in the season where I didn't feel great, and in training as well. In general it was the way I felt.

 

"Nobody wants to play a bit-part, but I'd realised that at this stage of my career and where I was physically, it was the right way to use me. But, it wasn't the odd game, I was only actually feeling good when I was coming on for the last 15 or 20 minutes at the end of matches, which wasn't right."

 

It wrecked any hope of turning out for hometown club Oldham, and instead has led Scholes towards a coaching career, even if, at present, he does not have the badges. In fact, thus far, Scholes has not been told by Ferguson exactly what role he has planned for him, and which team it involves.

 

What has been sorted is a testimonial match against New York Cosmos at Old Trafford on 5 August, which will mark the return of Eric Cantona, Cosmos's director of football who hope to gain an MLS franchise in 2013.

 

"The plan was for Eric to come back and overshadow me," said Scholes. "Hopefully everyone will be concentrating on him and I can just mosey off somewhere and be out of the way. Seriously, the Cosmos are just getting back together again and it seemed a sensible thing to do.

 

"He was a big influence on a lot of the United lads' careers. We grew up watching him and then trained with him. He led by example and it will be great to have him back."

 

[Bailo]

That was a proper, and bizarre, red-mist moment as well.

[downunder]

That was a proper, and bizarre, red-mist moment as well.

 

And so was this....

 

 

[ManxRed]

I think a lot of Scholes's tackles were just crap, rather than vicious, but there was certainly a fair bit of nasty ones thrown in now and again.

 

That picture - there's tongues going on there, isn't there?

[Snoeker]

should have had 120 plus yellows.

[Elephant Stone]

I think a lot of Scholes's tackles were just crap, rather than vicious, but there was certainly a fair bit of nasty ones thrown in now and again.

 

That picture - there's tongues going on there, isn't there?

 

I agree to an extent, but you don't get that many that wrong and be as good as he is.

 

I'm sure he's meant more than a few.

[boohog]

I think a lot of Scholes's tackles were just crap, rather than vicious, but there was certainly a fair bit of nasty ones thrown in now and again.

 

That picture - there's tongues going on there, isn't there?

 

They've both got their eyes closed. Poofs.

[Elephant Stone]

not sure Scholes was expecting that...see him pushing Gary away as if to sasy f*** off?...he looks like most lasses do when I try sticking my tongue down their throat.

 

 

 

[Bigal]

not sure Scholes was expecting that...see him pushing Gary away as if to sasy f*** off?...he looks like most lasses do when I try sticking my tongue down their throat.

 

too easy

[Elephant Stone]

too easy

 

:tiptoes off:

[johngibo YPC]

:tiptoes off:

 

I like you. You're getting right in amongst it. You are a credit to that new members forum

[Bigal]

I like you. You're getting right in amongst it. You are a credit to that new members forum

 

I wouldnt, he took your place on the stag do.

[johngibo YPC]

I wouldnt, he took your place on the stag do.

 

I'm coming

[Bigal]

I'm coming

 

 

Be boss this!

[Elephant Stone]

I like you. You're getting right in amongst it. You are a credit to that new members forum

 

Why thank you kind sir.

 

Told you I wouldn't sour the place Al

[Bigal]

Why thank you kind sir.

 

Told you I wouldn't sour the place Al

 

its ruined

[Elephant Stone]

hehe

[sutty]

I'm coming

 

 

Can send you the logistics if you want Gibo....

 

We're at an odd number so it might work from a hotrel romms perspective

[MarkD]

Can send you the logistics if you want Gibo....

 

We're at an odd number so it might work from a hotrel romms perspective

 

What are these 'hotrel romms' you English talk about?

[sutty]

What are these 'hotrel romms' you English talk about?

 

I was being the polocemen in Allo allo.

 

Now that was a s**** program

[Elephant Stone]

Them french maid outfits used to keep me awake when I were about 11 mind...

[Bigal]

Them french maid outfits used to keep me awake when I were about 11 mind...

 

You still knock one out over the one Rene was having an affair with

[sutty]

You still knock one out over the one Rene was having an affair with

 

He was having an affair with all of them you bell end.

 

Maria, Yvette and that one who was "of the resistance"

[Elephant Stone]

You still knock one out over the one Rene was having an affair with

 

Which one? he was boshing quite a few...

 

It was sort of the point.

Edited June 15, 2011 by Elephant Stone

[johngibo YPC]

Can send you the logistics if you want Gibo....

 

We're at an odd number so it might work from a hotrel romms perspective

 

Yes do.

I'm glad I can help out in that regard, but I'm likely to try and talk Jarg Armani in to coming as well

He's my German consulate