I'm rich I tell ye

Tosh · March 18, 2011

Dear Beneficiary,

How are you? Hope all is well with you and your family? I know that you might have forgotten about this your outstanding fund due to our mistake on the delivery up till now. I am writing to inform you that your file was found in our office today and we discovered that your Check of $4.5 Million united state dollars have not been sent to you as it was instructed by Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS).

We are very sorry for the mistake and the delay, please bear with us because the fault is from our former secretary who did not complete the instruction giving by our Boss. My dear, Note that your Check has been converted into ATM Master Card to free it from Expiring, We are hereby informing you that all the necessary arrangement for your ATM MASTER CARD Payment worth of $4.5Million United State Dollars has been granted for your payment last week.

Now Your ATM Master Card is well packaged with every legal document to convey it without having any problem with any Authorities or with your Federal Government so we are here by inviting you to our office so that we can complete the normal formalities and activation process of your ATM CARD and issue the Secret pin code number to you to enable you make withdrawal at any ATM MACHINE of your choice nearest to you, as soon as it is activated. But if you cannot be able to come down here in our office in person be inform that you are going to pay for the activation fee of your ATM MASTER CARD, so if you are unable to come down here then you are required to update them with your contact details as stated below so that they will proceed with the necessary arrangement for the activation of your ATM MASTER CARD.

1. Your Full name, ________________

2. Your home Address, ______________

3. Your cell phone, _________________

4. Your home phone,_________________

5. Your age/sex, ____________________

6. Your occupation, __________________

7. Your country, ____________________

8. A copy of your ID, _______________

Therefore you should contact OUR ATM CARD PAYMENT DEPARTMENT CENTER Immediately on their below information:

Contact Person; Mr Michael Kohn

Telephone Number; +229-97102216

E-mail:b.o.a_payment@voila.fr

Try to call him immediately to know when your ATM CARD will be delivered to you. I am waiting for you to update us as soon as you have received your Master ATM Card.

Thanks and God Bless You.

Yours sincerely,

Mr.Aaron Ubah

Payment Approval Officer

And indeed, my cup runneth over today!

Boateng Associates & Chambers.

Solicitors & Advocates,

Tel:+233206496767.

Accra - Ghana.

Compliment.

Dear Friend,

I crave your indulgence for the unsolicited nature of this letter, but it was borne out of desperation and current development. Please bear with me.My name is Barrister James Boateng. Kofi, a legal practitioner and the personal Attorney to late Mr. Micheal harris who died in Air France plane which disappeared over the Atlantic Ocean were Brazilians and French nationals, airline officials said died along With his wife Mrs. Anne Harris on the 31May 2009 Air France plane with other 447 passengers on board (May their soul rest in peace).I know that my client had no living kin but I went ahead andmade several inquiries to their embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives but this has proved unsuccessful.

You can confirm this from the website below which was published by

BBC. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8077858.stm

I only did so to be double sure of this fact. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where these huge deposits were lodged, particularly in the Stanbic Bank Ghana where the deceased had an account valued at about $25 Million Dollars, The bank has issued me a notice that in the event that no next of kin comes up for the claim, the account will be confiscated if not claimed and we have just about few months.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$25 Million Dollars can be paid into your nominated bank account and then you and me can share the money in the mode. 60% shall be for me and 35% for you and 5% shall be map out for expanse that are being made within the transfer.

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Please your telephone and fax number urgently needed for further discussion.

I look forward to your urgent response.

Best regards,

Barrister James B. Kofi Esq.

Apparently some chap died in the Indonesian earthquake who shares my last name and has $5m for me, but I am not too sure meself.

matty · March 18, 2011