What you wouldn't trust Arsenal to do

[johngibo YPC]

Just thinking how you can't rely on Arsenal for anything at all

 

I wouldn't trust Arsenal to feed my fish whilst i was on holiday

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

I wouldn't trust Arsenal to post a letter for me, even if it was stamped and addressed and I'd told them it was a really important letter about my tax.

[Chili Palmer]

I wouldn't trust Arsenal to tell me which is the salt and which is the pepper

[Boca]

I wouldn't trust Arsenal to sign a 41 year old keeper until the end of the season who's played with them previously. Oh hang on....

[D.Boon]

I defo wouldn't trust them to record the match so i can watch it when i get home from work.

 

They would probably remember but record the wrong channel and then blame the remote control.

[Sion]

I wouldn't trust them to wash whites separately.

[surf]

i wouldnt trust them to beat a second rate united team featuring 7 defenders

[sutty]

I wouldn't trust arsenal to put the bins out just before xmas when they were really full due to snow in the preceeding bin collection week and there wasn't a collection for another 3 weeks

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

I wouldn't trust arsenal to put the bins out just before xmas when they were really full due to snow in the preceeding bin collection week and there wasn't a collection for another 3 weeks

 

I actually failed to put the bins out in very similar circumstance to this.

 

John = Arsenal.

[sutty]

I actually failed to put the bins out in very similar circumstance to this.

 

John = Arsenal.

You're Eboue.

 

There should be some sort of multiple choice quiz like you get on facebook "which bottling arsenal c*** are you?"

 

You're Eboue. You're a snide whinging cheat with a head like a potato that can be trusted to do nothing.

[Sion]

John is Bendtner one on one in the last minute at the Nou Camp

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

ee arr.

[sutty]

John is Bendtner one on one in the last minute at the Nou Camp

 

I wouldn't trust John to pass me a cup of tea across a kitchen work surface without knocking over a bottle of olive oil he has left the lid off.

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

I wouldn't trust John to pass me a cup of tea across a kitchen work surface without knocking over a bottle of olive oil he has left the lid off.

 

a bottle of olive oil open on your 'work surface' while you have a cup of tea?

about to drizzle it on your biscottis are you?

 

c***.

[Swipe]

I wouldn't trust Arsenal to put a Sky + series link on my favourite show.

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

oh and don't think I haven't seen "s***name" either.

[Bogman]

Apparently Jens Lehmann is in talks about helping them solve their goalkeeper crisis.

 

Really, I mean..............

Edited March 14, 2011 by Bogman

[sutty]

a bottle of olive oil open on your 'work surface' while you have a cup of tea?

about to drizzle it on your biscottis are you?

 

c***.

 

Biscotti with olive oil in tea?

 

You k****ead.

 

I wouldn't trust John to hand me the appropriate snack to enjoy with my tea nor for him to do it unencumbered with an inappropriate oil.

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Biscotti with olive oil in tea?

 

You k****ead.

 

I don't know do I? You brought olive oil into it.

[smithdown]

I wouldn't trust arsenal to take the car from the campsite to go and get some messages, they'd come back with a figurine of a frog in a frock and forget the fish fingers.

[sutty]

I don't know do I? You brought olive oil into it.

You spilled it all over the kitchen work top because you're clumsy and didn't put the lid on it.

 

You Denilson bellend.

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

get some messages

 

I haven't heard that expression in 20 years.

 

You spilled it all over the kitchen work top because you're clumsy and didn't put the lid on it.

 

You Denilson bellend.

 

I am pretty clumsy to be fair.

[johngibo YPC]

I wouldn't trust Arsenal to go out and get me a loaf

They would come back with an attacking midfielder who flattered to deceive

[Falconhoof]

I wouldn't trust Arsenal to give me a lift getting a wardrobe down the stairs. They'd scrape the walls and wouldn't maintain a steady pace causing me bumps and bruises on the way down.

[sutty]

I wouldn't trust Arsenal or John to give me directions to a pub that was just down the road on the left