Pennant

[Gethin]

Forgot he owned a Porsche and left it at a Spanish train station....

 

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/853141-jermaine-pennant-forgot-he-owned-porsche

[Epic Swindle]

One of the biggest c**** in football.

[meepins]

Officials from the Spanish club broke into the car, which has a P33NNT number plate, and discovered that the keys were on the seat.

Pee in it

[épieur]

How did this man even survive into his late 20s?

[Hassony]

Desailly once did the same with his car in london

[Stevie H]

i hate footballers.

[Leo No.8]

Absolutely sickening someone so stupid who isn't even that good at footy has made so much money from the game. I don't even find it funny, it just makes me despair.

[muleskinner]

Sid lowe has rubbished the Porsche story.

[drdooom]

Absolutely sickening someone so stupid who isn't even that good at footy has made so much money from the game. I don't even find it funny, it just makes me despair.

 

This is all true even if the Porsche story isn't.

[Barnesy_10]

used to see him ragging his Aston Martin around Speke Estuary Park....... every day..

 

then he got a Lambo.

[Maldini]

They should give him his own show, it'd be like a Stoke version of Jersey Shore.

[Tones]

Sid lowe has rubbished the Porsche story.

 

Still a muppet though.

[Rory Fitzgerald]

This is all true even if the Porsche story isn't.

 

Why, was it a Ferrari ?

[Rimbeux]

Why, was it a Ferrari ?

 

 

It was two weeks, not five months, as apparently he didn't know how long he'd be gone for and he asked a club official to pick it up

[Walrus]

Jose Aurelio Gay