Meltdown by Ben Elton

[sutty]

Just started reading this. Was a little bit apprehensive that given the subject matter it might be so ridiculously Ben Elton as to drive me mental.

 

I was right to be concerned.

 

There's a cockney w*****. He's s***. His wife is thin. He's made loads of money but doesn't know how to do anything. He opulent. Disgustingly opulent. He drinks really expensive champagne and is disgustingly opulent. Him and his wife sip wine while servants look after their kids, which is disgustingly opulent and disgusting. The have stairs, made of glass that have light bulbs inside them which is tasteless and disgustingly opulent. He doesn't know how to change the light bulbs because he is disgustingly opulent.

 

I'm on about page 34. I'm pretty sure that Jimmy is a cockney w***** who is disgustingly opulent and doesn't know how to do anything.

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