Jokes

[Ibby]

Post in here jokes you have received on your mobile phone (what with them having to be short and snappy in nature - well thats the theory!).

 

Don't matter how old or distasteful. I will get the ball rolling:

 

Peter invites his Mum for tea. She notices his flat mate Joe is slightly camp & although she suspected Peter is gay, he denies that anything is going on and says that they are only flat mates. A week later Joe says to Peter,"Ever since your mum came to tea, I can't find the frying pan." Peter emails his Mum & says. "Dear Mum, I'm not saying that u DID take the frying pan, and I'm not saying u DID NOT take the frying pan, but its been missing ever since you came for tea. Love Peter"... His Mum replies. "Dear son, I'm not saying you DO sleep with Joe & I'm not saying you DO NOT sleep with Joe, but if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the frying pan by now you little bent b*****d... Love Mum"

[Woodsyla]

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[Ibby]

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