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[honourablegeorge]

[ManxRed]

To beat West Ham at home, you need balls THIS big.

[leveller]

The stupid c*** wants me to use this ball.......and he looks like a lesbian

[Montse]

'Thats what happened to mine when I found out you may be playing with Fanni'

[ManxRed]

Yes boss, I know, I did bet Sammy Lee that if you were still here by mid-November I'd sh*g a spacehopper.

[whitewidow]

Football's old hat Fernando my son........"It's a Knockout" is where it's at these days.

[Flight]

Football's old hat Fernando my son........"It's a Knockout" is where it's at these days.

 

 

 

Stuart Hall in the background : hahahahahaha hahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaaaa haahahahahahahahahah

[charlie clown]

Overgrown gonad shares a moment with Fernando Torres. Green ball looks on.

[Tosh]

Speak to the ball.

 

or...

 

 

Boss, perhaps if the ball is this big, Poulson could pass it and Konchesky tackle someone with it

[Nebraska Red]

we are going to petition the PL to use this ball on match days. Even Poulsen couldn't miss one this size.

[sean]

'is he still f***ing here!'

[Nebraska Red]

'is he still f***ing here!'

 

 

who, Torres or Hodgson?

[Buzz]

Not a caption or anything but I look at that and think Torres is ignoring him.

[_00_deathscar]

Do we actually do any training other than with these balloons?

[ManxRed]

"He's a good acquisition. He grabbed a goal against us while playing for Sunderland, and I have been on the lookout for a striking partner for Fernando since August"

[Nebraska Red]

"He's a good acquisition. He grabbed a goal against us while playing for Sunderland, and I have been on the lookout for a striking partner for Fernando since August"

 

 

very good.

 

because he's in green, he'll be the replacement goalie when Reina leaves in January.

[_00_deathscar]

very good.

 

because he's in green, he'll be the replacement goalie when Reina leaves in January.

 

Which reminds me - WHO decided the keeper's kit should be BLUE and WHY?

[CarraLegend]

Fernando Torres and a f.....actually, better not, dont wanna be banned for the 3rd time in as many weeks, eh Will?!

[stressederic]

As the bouncing ball battered Torres once more into unconciousness, Roy was on hand to remind him again that he was just a number and wasn't a man.

[Rich Gobey]

Roy, the doctor has told me you need to take the green one in the morning, two blue ones after lunch and the yellow one with your bedtime cocoa.

[Conor]

Talented Liverpool striker Fernando Torres holds a big exercise ball standing next to a useless, senile, negative, sour, obnoxious, arrogant, ignorant old c*** who realises he is way out of his f***ing depth but is too proud to leave a position he is completely incapable of fulfilling.

 

How's that?

[ManxRed]

While not overly hilarious, I can't fault it from an accuracy standpoint.

[Lee W]

Do you think Konchesky will contwol this one Fernando ?

[Rich Gobey]

"Ok, lets make it a bit simpler this time, which object am I holding up. The big orange triangle or the big green ball?"

[Mike]

 

this is not a particularly large green ball fernando, when i was managing inter milan we had balls this big and possibly, you could argue, or one could argue, if you were that way inclined, which i am, or at least those in the press want to make out i am, and some of the 'fans' you could say - and it is there right i suppose, but i hasten to add it helps no one, but i do take this opportunity and emphasise that most people understand what we are trying to achieve here and with over thirty five years top flight experience managing in the biggest leagues in the world and as one of europes most recognised coaches, incidently green balls were something i introduced in malmo to much ridicule at the time so in reality what im really trying to get across and must emphasise here is that the facts are there and we will be judged not by green balls but by my record over the season which if you look at my record stands up to any scrutiny you wish to bring to bear as my good friend massimo moratti said to me when i was managing inter milan...