Red M

[Bootser]

Was driving down the Royal Mile yesterday when who did I spy walking energetically uphill (swoon) but me old mucker Red M.

 

I was so startled to see him walk UPHILL that I had no time to beep my horn at him (Not prison slang). Plus .... he was eating an apple!!! A f***ing apple, where a burger once roamed. Red M has lost weight - even at a distance.

 

He is Red M Lite.

 

He is still an ugly b*****d mind.