The Gardai negotiating team were drafted in yesterday

[sean]

to talk a man out of his van, who was threatening to set himself alight, as he lost some contract in maintaining the road. How do you think that conversation went?

 

GN (Garda negotiator): What y'at Paddy, ye comin' out or wha'

Paddy (Not his real name): Feck off

GN: C'mon sure we'll buy ye a few pints.

Paddy: How many?

 

 

Heroes.