Worst Footy Chants?

[Bootser]

Two spring to mind.

 

The moronic 'Who are ya? Who are Ya?' and the equally urbane 'You're not singing anymoe'.

 

No doubt there are more but these two beauts annoy me enough to post it ..... at 7.25am on a Saturday.

[Damian_de]

The first one. The Ultimate 'sky fan' chant.

[Redkop]

United United United

[Frosty Jack]

Didn't we start "who are ya?"

[kop205]

Didn't we start "who are ya?"

 

Who the f***ing hell are you?

[John am Rhein]

best chants: "Big nose, he's got a f*cking big nose!"

[surf]

Who the f***ing hell are you?

 

and what does he want?

[ChrisC]

"Yaaaaaaw sapppport is faaackin s***"

 

 

One reserved exclusively for the c***iest fans of the game that one.

[StevieC]

"Yaaaaaaw sapppport is faaackin s***"

 

 

One reserved exclusively for the c***iest fans of the game that one.

 

 

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiit Daaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

[oakie bob]

"One man went to mow"

[Epic Swindle]

Stoke's Delilah. Completely ridiculous.

[kop205]

The reeeeaaaaallllly slllooooowwwww version of 'Oh when the reds/spurs' sung by Stoke and Tottenham.

 

Most things to the tune of 'Go West'

 

'Play up Pompey' and everything else to that tune ('Same old scousers etc'), except 'Bye bye bye bye'

[Coyler]

League of Ireland fans sing loads of the crap English chants, completely in thrall to the mainland. St. Pat's have even started that new slow version of "Oh when the Saints…", for feck's sake. Everybody has started singing all the Soccer AM ones like "Who are yeh?" and all that, as well. Mortifying. It's not new, though: I sang "In your Southside slums" at Rovers fans as a young fellow well before I had ever heard either the Man. United version or the original In Your Liverpool Home, because I thought it was a cunning subversion of 'their' song they used to sing at us, "In your Northside slums". All that English hooliganesque stuff like "You're going home in a Northside ambulance" used to get sung loads too.

 

One that amuses me, though, is that Irish fans who had obviously been over to England to watch matches and had heard teams singing the chant that goes, "Shall we sing a song for you?", had liked it, and wanted to bring it back. "Shall we" is not a verbal form that exists in the English spoken in the greater part of Ireland (it would be "will we") so the words their ears heard, and the words that used to be sung at League of Ireland matches every week, were the very affectionate "Can we sing a song for you?". It's that indomitable spirit, you see, that won independence for 26 counties

 

Some class ones of our own, though, over the years, having said that: I don't think "Eccles is the Northside Rapist" was of English origin, for example.

[Epic Swindle]

I quite like the slow haunting version of "oh when the"

[BG]

Two spring to mind.

 

The moronic 'Who are ya? Who are Ya?' and the equally urbane 'You're not singing anymoe'.

 

No doubt there are more but these two beauts annoy me enough to post it ..... at 7.25am on a Saturday.

 

Really? Do you mean inane?

[John am Rhein]

League of Ireland fans sing loads of the crap English chants, completely in thrall to the mainland. St. Pat's have even started that new slow version of "Oh when the Saints…", for feck's sake. Everybody has started singing all the Soccer AM ones like "Who are yeh?" and all that, as well. Mortifying. It's not new, though: I sang "In your Southside slums" at Rovers fans as a young fellow well before I had ever heard either the Man. United version or the original In Your Liverpool Home, because I thought it was a cunning subversion of 'their' song they used to sing at us, "In your Northside slums". All that English hooliganesque stuff like "You're going home in a Northside ambulance" used to get sung loads too.

 

One that amuses me, though, is that Irish fans who had obviously been over to England to watch matches and had heard teams singing the chant that goes, "Shall we sing a song for you?", had liked it, and wanted to bring it back. "Shall we" is not a verbal form that exists in the English spoken in the greater part of Ireland (it would be "will we") so the words their ears heard, and the words that used to be sung at League of Ireland matches every week, were the very affectionate "Can we sing a song for you?". It's that indomitable spirit, you see, that won independence for 26 counties

 

Some class ones of our own, though, over the years, having said that: I don't think "Eccles is the Northside Rapist" was of English origin, for example.

 

"Keep chants Gaelic!"

[Coyler]

"Keep chants Gaelic!"

Too late for that. Anglicized within an inch of our lives. "Have a bit of self-esteem you aping c*nts!" would be a feasible one.

[Stevie H]

 

'Play up Pompey' and everything else to that tune ('Same old scousers etc'), except 'Bye bye bye bye'

i've always thought that was just crap.

 

shall we sing a song for you? is rubbish as well. just sing anyway you blerts.

[Epic Swindle]

That "easeh" seal clapping s****.

[Jarg Armani]

big/red/feet/bed

 

steve gerrard gerrard

 

the f***en riise one

[Bootser]

Really? Do you mean inane?

 

That could be a chant in itself:

 

"Do you really, do you really, do you really mean inane ........ do you really mean inane, do you really mean inane?"

 

@ Coyler

[Duncan Disorderly]

The best 2 I've heard of are the Andy Goram Celtic chant and another by Cliftonville fans. This was after the DUP gained majority control of Portadown council and, cos they're all mad Sabbatarians, they decided to close the leisure centres on Sundays. The 1st match after this was voted in when Cliftonville played Portadown, the Cliftonville fans started singing "We can swim on Sundays, We can swim on Sundays. Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah"

 

Caused a riot.

[meepins]

Bluemoon is cringeworthy sh*te and West hams blowing bubbles crap. That nick nack paddwhack sh*te man utd fans sing along with their abominable anthem 'take me home where united roam' . F**k off.

[Cam]

"Liv-er-pool hoof the ball"

 

Yeah, and if you lot hoofed it just a little more inbetween all the little cute passes you'd have the title sewn up. Wazzocks.

[Cam]

Oh, and "we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen".

 

Er, are you? Really? I think Liverpool can sing it and I'll grudgingly accept arguments from the Mancs, Real, Barca, AC Milan... but not Spurs, Swindon or Peterborough. Eejits.